Pie porker

Some sick fuck who sticks his dick in all his friends pies. And poots while doing it.

I caught Fart, the pie porking bandit sticking his dick in all my pies! What a pie porker!

by Fart fart poot November 03, 2019

The Ultimate Porker

When you bang Billy's wife

"Dude I heard you scored The Ultimate Porker!"
"God, no bro, I would never"

by Youdonthavetobeonlyonlonelyfan October 31, 2020

donkey porker

when a man has sexual intercourse with an obese woman. He then lifts her fupa to reveal the puss, and goes to town.

dude i heard you fucked baby girl, you're a donkey porker lolololz

by shootermkgav1n January 20, 2010

Sarah Jessica Porker

One of the fill-in actress' for Sara Jessica Parker, however, she is rarely used since she's so damn fat

Sarah Jessica Porker is 90 pounds overweight

by Xtreme2252 June 02, 2009

Fat Porker Belly

A belly that is rotund and swine-like in appearance, usually belonging to a pillow-biting polesmoker from Long Island.

you're a fat porker belly.

by NancyLeigh January 16, 2009

new yorker porker

a fat jewish girl from new york (not philly) who lives in upper druglin

matteo es de nueva york.

by u know hu DD March 13, 2005

The Southern Illinois Porker

Nailing a fat chick from behind while your buddy gets a blowjob from her. The blowjob recipient must really stuff it in so her panting sounds like snorts in between thrusts. This sometimes happens at biker rallies in Southern Illinois. If the participants are related or if it happens at a family reunion, it is the Southern Illinois Family Porker.

Hey pal, let's see if that chick is up for the Southern Illinois Porker!

by *******JOHN******* July 14, 2021