Popularity

A thing that only asshats have.

Pop: like oooommmggg did you see what that landwhale Beatrice was wearing! Like kys! She like, has 0 popularity
Me:you're a ducking asshat you shit

by Phil swift November 25, 2017

popularity

The state of being popular. Considered to be over-rated by those who can't achieve it.

Geeks only say that high school popularity is over-rated 'cause they can't have it.

by BBQ September 2, 2008

imagined popularity

when you keeping hearing your cell phone or feel it vibrating in your pocket but it really isn't. You always reach in your pocket to grab it and no one has called.

I was suffering from imaginary popularity all day at work today i kept feeling the vibration but no one was calling, or in a large group of people who see you reach in your pocket or bag for your phone and watch you do nothing upon its' retrieval "haha sorry guys 'imagined popularity'."

by Tim&Tuna March 10, 2008

popularity increases

Increase in amount of buddies on friends list

As popularity increases thing pick up.

by Hercolena Oliver January 13, 2009

Popularity Spike

When you have a lot of friends overloading you with IMs that causes a bit of lag.

I was just hanging on facebook when I had 10 friends come online and chat me and the popularity spike caussed me to lag and almost crash.

by tbclycan July 6, 2009

imagined popularity

when you keeping hearing your cell phone or feel it vibrating in your pocket but it really isn't. You always reach in your pocket to grab it and no one has called.
I was suffering from imaginary popularity all day at work today i kept feeling the vibration but no one was calling, or in a large group of people who see you reach in your pocket or bag for your phone and watch you do nothing upon its' retrieval "haha sorry guys 'imagined popularity'."

I was suffering from imaginary popularity all day at work today i kept feeling the vibration but no one was calling, or in a large group of people who see you reach in your pocket or bag for your phone and watch you do nothing upon its' retrieval "haha sorry guys 'imagined popularity'."

by Tim&Tuna March 19, 2008

fuck popularity

The act of hatred towards some one or something that has an overrated amount of attention. People who might say "Fuck popularity" are those who aren't as noticed, third wheels, haters, and anyone else who isn't an overexposed attention whore. It's like what you might think when someone or something overshadows others or even yourself

When you get a reasonable amount of likes on a Facebook status and it gets stolen by somebody else who manages to get like a billion thumbs up for it. When your talking to a group of people and you feel proud and confident then someone comes along and steals your pride and your moment just because they have more popularity then you. So you think "Fuck popularity". Its really a jealously trait over someone more supreme

by Regular1 November 3, 2013