Hootie Poppers

Serious medical condition concerning when one "breaks out into little assholes and shits themselves."

Susie Homemaker: "Don't eat that raw hot dog! You'll get the Hootie Poppers!"
Me: Oh noes!!

Hootie Poppers by Maliceva March 17, 2009

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penis poppers

rubber toys in the shape of half-spheres used for sexual arousal. when folded inside out and placed on the tip of the penis, the ensuing "pop" creates a heightened sexual arousal for the man. continued usage is said to even enhance the size of a man's erection. these toys come in a variety of colros and sizes, and can be used in other erogenous zones to enhance sexual arousal.

Bob: "oh baby use the penis poppers on me!"

penis poppers by yoo0o November 14, 2006

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Poop Poppers

Slang for prunes, or dried plumbs. Or the act of eating prunes. So named because they look like little turds, they make you think of turds, and you have to shit after eating too many of them.

When you go down the the grocery store, make sure you pickup some poop poppers before you leave.

Poop Poppers by enginewut December 12, 2010

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Planet Poppers

Place where a person is transported too after the inhalation of nitrates. Contrary to popular belief, Mercury is not the closest planet to the sun, it is infact planet poppers where it is 900 degrees in the shade.

Elbow are on in a minute - gonna take me a trip to planet poppers!

Planet Poppers by Van Bardo September 29, 2005