Popeye Face

Also known as Bells Palsey

Person 1: Hey, I heard you got the COVAIDS jab, sorry about your Popeye face.
Person 2: Mumbles (unintelligible) *Drools white froth from mouth shits and pisses himself*

by Higzy Teflon December 28, 2020

Popeye's Certified

Popeye's Certified- A state of being and/or lifestyle in which one has achieved the level of "Hood Rich" in local society, but despite all the fame and fortune, one is never too good to eat at Popeye's Chicken.

Coined by: Andre Nickatina in his 2010 album Khan! The Me Generation

Defined above by: Tanner Pauline 2011

One is Popeye's Certified if you meet the following prerequisites:
1) achieve "Hood Rich" status.
2) enjoy the finer more expensive things in life.
3) NEVER be too good for Popeye's Chicken, because Popeye's Chicken is Bomb!!!

by Tanner Pauline December 22, 2011

Popeyes Biscuit

Dry ass bread that will choke u to death if u dont get water...Oh did i mention that kinappers who want ransom use this to gather more information???

Kinapper: Where's the monkey ate

Kyle: Im not gonna TELLL YOUUUUUUUU!!

Kinapper: I have no choice..

Kyle: ???

Kinapper: Ima shove this popeyes biscuit un ur throat...WITHOUT WATER

Kyle: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Scandinavian Viking October 17, 2021

Popeyes Chicken

The greatest mother F***ing chicken

Popeyes chicken is fucking awsome!
Popeyes chicken is the Shizzney!

by KKK (Kunt Kings Klub) August 05, 2003

Popeyes Ass

A large ass which is completely comprised of fat accumulated from eating too much Popeyes chicken.

"Damn! You see that girl? Now that's what I call a Popeyes Ass!"

by atohizzle December 26, 2009

Angry Popeye

When a girl is blowing a guy, he pulls out and blasts her in the eye so one eye is closed like Popeye's, then sticks his dick back down her throat numerous times so she makes a gagging noise 'ack-ack-ack-ack', like Popeye.

That girl got really pissed at me when I blasted her in the face and gave her an Angry Popeye.

by Jacker J. Jackington December 31, 2007

Popeye arm

when a male has one hugely muscular forearm, (generally their prefered hand) due to masturbating too much

losers always have huge popeye arms

by dirtybird45 September 13, 2009