Poontang

The cave that holds the secret too life itself.

That whore's poontang was so messed up. It looked liked a f*cking grapefruit!

by Lizz eats my Jizz October 23, 2011

Poontang

What Canadians call cheese fries!

"Damn, those Canadians love eating that hot poontang!"

by NASTY DEVO August 12, 2006

Poontang

The spot located between the legs of a female, also know as the pussy.

A name you would call a person that too scared to do anything.

Bitch, give me that poontang!

You are such a poontang Sean.

by Genna July 8, 2004

Poontang

ACcording to the 1929 Song by Clara Smith, "Oh! Mister Mitchell", Poontang is some sort of confectionary. It's implied that Mister Mitchell is the creater of Poontang.

"Oh! Mister Mitchell, I'm crazy 'bout your sweet Poontang!"

by Charles Grogan April 18, 2006

Poontang

Female Genitalia, Pussy, Muff, What ya mum has that i like to fuck.

1) I'm gonna fuck ya mum's poontang tonight...BITCH.
2)I licked that poontang until it was raw.

by Mr. Issac Dick December 18, 2003

Poontang

Most people with the names of Matthew and Ryan are poontangs. They are worth next to nothing in life and try to make others feel like poontangs because the Matthews and Ryans cannot deal with being the biggest poontangs of all.

Matthew is the biggest, smelliest, ugliest poontang of all.

Ryan is a huge pooner and likes to get jammed in his poontang.

by J.K. Dolce April 28, 2008

Poontang

poontang, what female astronauts douche with.

The scanky female astronaut was making the space ship smell like fish , so she douched it out with some tang.

by frankenpimp May 18, 2004