Poon

While in the act of “Mooning” to person starts to poo. Aussie Slang.

The guy who was shocked when the girl started to moon him, but the shock turned to horror when the moon turned into poon!

by Boots01 May 6, 2022

poon

Another term for vagina. It is a slang word used by boys.

Julian likes to hit the gym then slay the poon

by jjofficialxv October 28, 2014

pooning

to sit at home and masturbate, on a perfectly good evening for going out and having fun.

Anna aint here tonight because shie's at home pooning!

by drohan - and the rest of the Guelph contingent August 25, 2002

pooning

when you get a dirty pair of laydees underwear and scrape the vaginal discharage from them then sort it like sex cocaine!

laura makes excellent pooning juices!

by beth stranger February 5, 2008

Poon

Poon is a woman's vagina. There is also poon royalty as in the Poon King, the Prince of Poon and the Poon apprentice. These are the un-official masters of poon.

1. Lets go out tonight and get some poon.
2. I was with the the Poon King last night and he hooked me up with some sweet poon.
3. Hey look at the size of that poon!

by raj yin June 4, 2010

poon

someone who sniffs bicycle seats/chairs ect

troy buswell australian politician scandal
"I sniff bycycle seats" - "You filthy poon"

by xrsize May 15, 2008

pooning

1. the act of nuzzling into another's inner thigh

2. a nude run through the streets after midnight

1. "oh god. look at rhonda and jim. pooning in public? get a room!"
2. "hakeem got really drunk last night and pooned down wilshire"

by georgia phyllis April 5, 2008