Poonjitsu

The art or form of becoming one with the poon and mastering it.

Break out my Ralph Macchio headband, cuz I just used some major poonjitsu busting that bitch out.

by Catmip December 1, 2010

Pooritos

Pooritos are what one would call Doritos after someone takes a slam and begins eating them without washing their hands first.

"Shaun, did you wash your hand before eating those?"

"No....do you want some?"

"No way, man. They're pooritos, now!"

by Penn ZeTeller December 31, 2011

poopitz

Ukrainian for belly button

crop tops show off your poopitz

by queenkm September 10, 2016

Poopita

Usually, Poopita believes that beauty on the inside is more important than beauty on the outside. She is kind and caring but she can do some friendly teasing from time to time. Poopita's are fun to be around and will always make you laugh. If you are having a bad day she will always listen to you. She is very talented but she refuses to believe it. She is also a very modest and humble person. If you have a Poopita in your life, you are very lucky indeed.

"Wow, you are really good at playing piano Poopita!"
"Thanks, but I'm not that good."

by Ivyaday appba November 13, 2020

Poopity Scoopity Woopty Woop

Scoopity Woop. Poopity Scoop. Scoopity Poop Scoop Poop Doop.

Person 1: Poopity Scoopity Woopty Woop
Person 2: David, it's been eight years. Please come back.

by IWasReallyBored January 14, 2021

Poojism

A person who prays themselves, while they secretly pray to lord Avinash.

Debasish follows poojism

by trk1987 February 1, 2021

Recovery poosition

The position an unconscious, but breathing casualty is placed in - where they lie on their side, arm stretched across them and their leg is pumped several times until a hot shit comes out of their arse and falls onto the floor.

Poor Neil fell unconscious at the game last night, and they put him into the recovery poosition. There is still foulage on the pitch.

by Zonal K November 11, 2019