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ponytail stud

A same gender loving woman who presents as masculine, but also has long hair most often worn in a ponytail.
I wish that ponytail stud would just get a fade already!
by Maria Luvcox December 4, 2019
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ponytail girl

by herluve March 5, 2021
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pineapple ponytail

An extension of the pineapple hair, a pineapple haircut but with an extended ponytail at the end. Mostly practiced by hipsters, millenials, and other groups of exotic socialites.
Jake: Hey man, look at that guy’s ponytail.

Ralph: You dummy, that’s no ordinary ponytail; that’s a pineapple ponytail! Notice the way it trails down the sides of his bald head.

Jake: Oh, I see now. What a millennial.
by Eolerich May 19, 2018
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side-ponytail

Having hair sticking out of the side of your head, leaving you looking like you're mentally challenged.
A side-ponytail is gay and looks like a girl who forgot to make a second pigtail.
by Anonymous January 21, 2005
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ponytail hot mess

flirty woman at a bar or club, sort of good looking, certainly do-able by guy standards, half in the bag and looking well spent, bouncing all over the place from table to table, with her hair in a ponytail waging like a dog's tail
Hey, look at the Ponytail Hot Mess at the bar trying to pick up on that guy (chuckles)
by gxg0703 August 29, 2009
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Japanese Ponytail

The process of holding a man or woman's rectum open with two fingers and then inserting scoops of ice cream, several if possible. Then one proceeds to have anal sex with this person.
"Oh my god... Paul japanese ponytailed me last night..."

"That bitch walkin' like she got a japanese ponytail!"
by picklefucker August 26, 2013
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ponytail

(from a hairstyle popular with the people described, usage invented by Kaecyy in 2005)

A generally amiable but hopelessly nerdy person-- not necessarily possessing an actual ponytail or even long hair-- who is usually immersed in a combination of science fiction and fantasy literature (and their derivatives), roleplaying games (often in their live action varieties), the gothic-industrial subculture, and/or the historical reenactment of pre-industrial periods of European history (often at what are called "Renaissance fairs")-- among other influences-- to or nearly to the point of lifestyle.
You talking shit about Patrick? Fuck you. Yeah so he's a bit of a ponytail, but he's ten times as nice as you. Yeah, YOU'RE one to talk. You've got a ponytail in the closet-- uh-huh, you know I'm talking about that Darth Vader helmet. And the kilt. Suck phaser, buddy.
by Kaecyy April 21, 2006
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