Plink

The polar opposite of plonk, used in a similar way to “lit” or “fleek” but those are only used by filthy poggers. Plink is the only valid new-age equivalent.

“Yooo Greg did you see that shot!?”

“Holy shit Marty! That’s plink bro!”

“Nah man I think you mean megaplink, that was way past plink”

“Shut the hell up Greg”

by Tommy2cakes January 19, 2021

Plink

A mild tap on the forhead

*Taps john mildly on the forhead* YOU JUST GOT PLINKED, JOHN! LMAOOOOOOOOO

by Soppen55 October 6, 2025

Plink

Something that should never appear as/in the color pink. i.e. a Tree trunk, tires, basket balls. If one is seen, the color is referred to as 'Plink'.

Coined in 2005 by a 12yrs old girl when she disagreed in peoples color choices of what's ok to be pink or not. Specially in public where it could hurt people. Meaning her.

"Ew, Plink" she says pointing to the neighbors pink garage door. "Why", she adds.

by ZenBug January 25, 2025

Plink-A-Nut

To shoot a BB gun into a female's vagina and have intercourse

I had to do the Plink-A-Nut method on that hoe.

by Hanking Harold January 4, 2025

*plink**plink**plink*

This means to make the sound *plink**plink**plink* on your babes abs because they are so rock hard that it sounds metalic

My babes abs are so hard that they went

*plink**plink**plink*.

by Babemaster July 28, 2019

:plinK:? I was :plinK: Once.

When you go :plinK: after being locked in Astral Spiff's basement full of loafs.

:plinK:? I Was :PlinK: Once. They Locked Me In A Basement. A Spiff's Basement. A Spiff's Basement with loafs. And loafs Make Me :PlinK:. :plinK:? I Was :PlinK: Once. They Locked Me In A Basement. A Spiff's Basement. A Spiff's Basement with loafs. And loafs Make Me :PlinK:. :plinK:? I Was :PlinK: Once. They Locked Me In A Basement. A Spiff's Basement. A Spiff's Basement with loafs. And loafs Make Me :PlinK:.

by Lithma November 12, 2024

Plink

A Irish virgin, dropkick.

He's such a Plink

by The dictionary chesus July 31, 2022