shit pinner

The byproduct of aggressive wiping of ones anus with low-grade tissue paper wherein the paper tears off, mixes with feces, and drops to floor or ones pants (assuming he/she is a standing wiper). The spindles of toilet paper and fecal matter are known to resemble tightly rolled marijuana cigarettes, or pinners.

When Alice wipes, it sounds like she's refinishing a coffee table with a medium grit paper. The worst part however, is the smattering of shit pinners she leaves in the stall.

by tadger420 September 3, 2016

Michigan pinner

A Michigan pinner is a joint where you put as much stinky sticky Michigan grown ween as you possibly can in the rolling paper provided.

Hot damn Levi you got 4.2 grams in that zig-zag now that's a Michigan Pinner !!!

by LePour January 6, 2024

pinner

A joint that you put less than half of the marijuana you usually use to roll. Usually 1.1-.9

I’ll roll us a pinner so we can conserve some green during the quarentine, no 4 gram joints for awhile; bongs and pinners.

by princessroach March 26, 2020

Pinner

When something is pinner it means it is small or thin.

Person 1:do you want to go to Main Street gym.
Person 2:nah, that ones so pinner.

by Don’t trip man March 14, 2020

Pinner

when they look at you like they wanna eat your pussy for dinner

Every time i pull up on Tyler he be giving me pinner eyes yk.

by savuren February 13, 2021

Pinner

Someone who thinks they're the shit for doing something that can be defined as "cool" in their head; Someone who claims they on the wave.

Pinner (a guy who's only smoked once in their life) : Yee I smoke all the time
Stoners: Uhh whatever you say

by mjjuicyy May 15, 2019

Michigan pinner

A Michigan pinner is when rolling a joint you put as much stinky sticky Michigan grown weed in the provided rolling paper as possible.

Damn Levi you got 4.2 grams in that zigzag that's a Michigan pinner if I ever saw one, let's smoke.

by LePour January 6, 2024