A disillusioned sportsplayed that incorrectly percieves that he of she is participating in an actual form of bowling
Viki: Man im sooo looking foreward to bowling camp!
Cait: Yeh same here exept for those annoyingFive-pinners
Jayordon: pfthh five pin, thats not real bowling
A big shit talker from Dixie County. A person with a hound hoarding problem. Someone who constantly complains about night shift but is always there to fulfill his dream of working at a Sawmill.
Have you seen Charles "Jellyroll" Pinner at any hunts lately? No, he's still trying to figure out the 3rd generation on his pedigreeblank!!
The byproduct of aggressive wiping of ones anus with low-grade tissue paper wherein the paper tears off, mixes with feces, and drops to floor or ones pants (assuming he/she is a standing wiper). The spindles of toilet paper and fecal matter are known to resemble tightly rolled marijuana cigarettes, or pinners.
When Alice wipes, it sounds like she's refinishing a coffee table with a medium gritpaper. The worst part however, is the smattering of shit pinners she leaves in the stall.