Pineapple

An incredibly delicious and sweet fruit which may be used as an underwater residence for sponges but is most popularly used as a sweetening agent for the male ejaculation.

Dude 1: <Looking sad>
Dude 2: What happened Dude 1?
Dude 1: You're my best friend Dude 2, you've gotta help me out here. My girlfriend refuses to give me a bj, because my cum is too salty.
Dude 2: You've come to the right guy. The answer is - Pineapples.

Next day-

Dude 1: You asshole! You told me to use pineapples to get my girlfriend to give me a bj. She's in the goddamn ER now!
Dude 2: What?!
Dude 1: I smashed the pineapple on her head so she would give me a freakin' bj, but she landed up in the hospital!
Dude 2: You mother fucking waste of oxygen, you had to EAT the fucking pineapple to make your cum sweet! You're a bloody moron!
Dude 1: Ohhhh... My bad

by DoraTheExplosive August 15, 2012

pineapple

lmao wtf bro??? its a god damn fruit ??? so im confusion to why you are here m8

A fag : hmm I like pineapple so much,they have a rough texture but the insides are good ( ͡° ل͜ ͡°)

by the gay homophobic dude July 05, 2018

pineapple

pineapple is a code name used for your crush or anyone you want to keep a secret

girl 1: pineapple is sooooo fine bru
girl 2:jacob???
girl 1: STFU!!!!!!

by avathe111😻🦅 March 15, 2023

Pineapple

An Australian $50 banknote. It’s given this name due to its colour.

I went to the servo and bought me two packs of their cheapest 20s. I gave them a pineapple and I didn’t even get shrapnel from it.

by moobm'n June 23, 2020

Pineapple

A common safeword used by dominatrix.

After paying $350 for a dominatrix, there was no way Matt was going to say "pineapple". No matter how many times he was kicked in the balls.

by Nick your stuff February 24, 2019

Pineapple

When you are a playing smash bros and use your recovery and hit into the under side of the map while doing so. (Can also be related to in any game in which you can get stuck under something).

Oh no, I just pineappled myself.

by GasChamberOperator November 19, 2018

Pineapples

I term you use to describe cocaine when in a situation where you do not want to reveal you are talking about cocaine.

Friend 1: Hey bro, I’m hungry wanna eat some pineapples

Friend 2: Fo sho dog let’s go!

by Jgard12 February 15, 2018