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cherry picker

These are ignorant dotards that take things out of the bible that fit their moronic agenda. They are hypocritical, idiotic bastards that don't know what keeps the sun shining.
Those cherry pickers only memorized the incest parts of the bible.
by Master of The Factory August 7, 2018
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Constitutional Cherry Picker

One who interprets the United States Constitution to coincide with their own worldview by selecting certain amendments to defend at all costs, while dismissing others.
A Constitutional Cherry Picker is someone who quotes the constitution while claiming that the 2nd amendment protects everyone's absolute right to own and carry a gun anywhere, but simultaneously believes that Muslims should not be granted religious freedom to build a mosque 2 blocks away from the 9/11 ground zero site.
by Logan2255 August 15, 2010
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Cooler Picker

Someone who steals beers from cooler that is not their own.
Damn, I got cooler picked, again. Cooler Picker took my Bud Light.
by EricJC December 9, 2008
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SHIT PICKLER

A person who retains s*** on another person to use as leverage in an argument later down the line which has no relevance.
They have nothing else to attack a person with apart from that 'same old s***'.

What they do not understand is s*** will always be s*** no matter how long it's pickled
"Oh my god, why are you behaving like a shit pickler? It's not relevant anymore get over it Fred"

"Lucy, did he hear Julius starting an argument again with Poppy? I couldn't believe it, bringing up that old fake news, does he not realise that s*** will always be s*** no matter how old it is?"
"Yeah but come on Louise we all know he's the biggest shit pickler around here"

'Stop pickling s*** it's boring get something more relevant jeez'
by P_______A June 3, 2023
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rat picker

Cletus! I'M goin ratpickin' with my rat picker truck!
by Damn Damn Danno November 18, 2006
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Flower Picker

A person, usually a guy, who likes taking other people's virginity
"Hey so did you hook up with that guy last night?"

"Nah, that flower picker bailed once he found out that I wasn't a virgin after all."
by gershwingal October 1, 2017
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Picker

An earlybird who hunt swap meets, estate sales, thrift stores, etc and scoops up the good deals - often for resale in antique shops or on ebay.
'Ole Craig has been a picker for eighteen years and he's still looking for a ten-dollar original Van Gogh!
by Doc July 29, 2004
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