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baby photo rage

the anger generated in old people when they realise different facets of their world have changed for the worse
when John saw his football teams squad for next year he fucking lost his shit and went into a full baby photo rage
by Macktown July 16, 2018
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Birth Control Photo

On social networking sites, oftentimes individuals – especially college-aged Americans – post a certain type of profile picture that makes them completely unappealing to the opposite sex, so there is virtually no danger of impregnating another or becoming impregnated. Usually such photos involve individuals making strange faces, posturing themselves oddly, or exhibiting behaviors that compromise their individual dignity. Unlike compromising photos which are posted by third-parties who may have taken the photo and “tagged” the individual in an awkward situation or pose, the Birth Control Photo (BCP) is a photo that is self-posted by the individual in the picture.
“My brother is always posting Birth Control Photos of himself on facebook in tight jeans making strange faces. He’s never going to get laid.”
by impotate April 16, 2011
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Photogenlightenment

The transcendent state of being in which one looks good in any and all photographs, without any apparent effort.
Elliot: Man, how does Albert look good in every picture? We need him to teach us how to be photogenic.

Josh: Yeah, a long time ago I resigned myself to the fact that I would never attain photogenlightenment.
by Jetro9 October 21, 2011
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Peotone

A small town south of Chicago. They have nasty water and their school is filled with hoes.
Living in Peotone is like living in Hell
by nikki191919 November 7, 2011
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Myspace Photo

a picture taken usually by ones self with exessive amounts of greasy dyed black hair covering a large portion of expressionless face.
'go comment on my new pics plllllllllleeaaaase'

(even though you have 6 other pic that look exactly the same)
by Noma March 7, 2005
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Photo Nerd

Photography is your life. Photo Nerds eat, drink, sleep, dream and think about photography every day. Its the feeling of falling In love. Photography makes you feel alive, Passionate, obsessed, with a burning desire in your soul to create images to help express yourself with a camera.
Check out those three photo nerds, they probably have five cameras each around there necks!!

Photo Nerds UNITE!

I love my photography to the extreme!!! Just call me a Photo Nerd!

My art, love, life, is photography.
by Photo.Nerd.Rinard May 22, 2011
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Photo crasher

A person who finds their way into the photo, even though they were not intended to be in the picture.
"What a cute wedding photo! Who's that guy in the background?"
"I have no idea, but he is a total photo crasher!"
by befahny March 14, 2009
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