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Usualy philips have tiny dicks, they always try to show off what they dont have and try to impress any girls even if their ugly
Philip sucks his tiny dick
by Blabla lol March 28, 2019
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Philip

Noun (n):

The proper name for a man who loves an amazing woman with constancy and passion. Philips are smart and funny, but not above a little stupidity. Their noses tend to reflect the size of their... um... hearts and capacity for love. They also have trouble containing their feelings of love, which can burst out in odd ways; such as love bites. This example may, or may not, be evidence of vampiric tendencies. But in either case having a little antiseptic handy is never a bad idea when involved with a Philip.

Verb (v):

To love or to act as a Philip.
He is such a Philip.
He really philips her.
by SantaP December 14, 2010
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Philips are amazing boys, the type that every girl wants. They’re usually blonde or dirty-blonde haired, with really big brown eyes. But no matter how they look, something about them drags the girls to them. They’re exceptionally good singers and are really athletic. They are kind, caring, and the perfect boyfriend. Often they’re vertically challenged (short) but that shouldn’t stop any girl from liking him any less. What are you waiting for? Go out and get yourself a Philip!!
Girl 1: OMG did you see that boy?!? The really cute one, with the big brown eyes and blonde hair???
Girl 2: oh ya, he must be a Philip
by Imsuchaboringperson February 19, 2019
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Philip he is 6 foot tall skinny as a rail, yet can eat you out of house and home. He thinks he's the shit. Says and does dumb things, and can annoy the hell out of you to the point that you want punch his lights out. warning can be a hazzard to your life.
Person 1. Man I'm hungry, I want to make some toast.

Action: bread is toasting, puts plastic on top of toaster.

Person 2. Whats that smell? OMG!!! did you really freaking put plastic on the toaster!

What a SPED thats a freaking Philip moment.
by The Shizznator May 12, 2010
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A very very very very very very gay person.Likes to eat a lot of dick most guys named jake
Philip is gay
by Golden kid May 3, 2017
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A dumbass bitch who doesn't know how to care for his girlfriend/wife
That man is such a Philip
by The truth come out November 13, 2019
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That guy is such a Philip
by Some1Yeet June 13, 2020
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