Peegasm

|pēˌgazəm| noun. a feeling of euphoric relief centered in the groin area experienced when you finally use the bathroom after having refrained from urinating for an extended period of time. Often vocally accompanied by loud, un-controllable moans or long sighs.

Sally had such a loud peegasm after waiting two hours to use the bathroom, you could hear her from a mile away.

by Mapster February 5, 2009

Phlegm-Ahem

The act of announcing oneself or adding emphasis to by trumpeting a phlegm-fueled harrumph-pa-rum-pum-pum-pum attack on unsuspecting eardrums.

Thar he blows again! Much to everyone’s annoyance, Captain Phlegm-Ahem announced his presence from behind the cubicle by coughing up a white whale and launching a series of lung biscuits over bow.

Ahoy matey, stick a cough drop in it! Or; better yet, stop being such a Moby Dick call in sick!

by Dean Barbella May 19, 2008

pheen disease

The act of using an electronic vaporizer/vape in excessive amounts without providing your body (throat) with enough water. Resulting in an extremely dry, sore, mucus filled throat, and a lack of motivation to do anything (you feel like sh*t).

Bro my throat hurts so bad after last night, I think I have pheen disease.

by Willie G ~ 336 Gang September 20, 2017

Peegasm

When one holds their pee for an extended period of time (perhaps trying not to break the seal)and finally reaches the toilet, there is an intense release of tension in those muscles envolving their sex organs causing a spasm feeling like a mini orgasm.

-that pee was better than sex!
-I don’t think you’re having sex right.
-well I don’t think you’re peeing right. That was a peegasm

by Its5ocklocksomewhere May 25, 2018

trouser phlegm

noun.

what a man makes when he has a wet dream or premature ejaculation

1."You think I'm gonna sleep with you now? All you did was touch my tit and you got trouser phlegm all over your pants!"

2."When I woke my son this morning, he had trouser phlegm in his pajamas. Must of dreamt of the neighbor girl again."

by shla'tekkin May 5, 2009

Sea Phlegm

The horrible foamy residue that floats on the sea

Person 1: Look at that gross stuff on the sea
Person 2: You mean the Sea Phlegm?
Person 1: What the hell is Sea Phlegm?
Person 2: That gross floaty stuff that the sea sends to the outside because it doesn't want to swallow it...

by TrashyCure June 27, 2014

Phlegmatic

Having a slow way about you--or--Being unemotional cold -- just there...no aliveness.

Example 1. "You mean--even though your family was just violently butchered into blood sodden slices --you want a fucking cheeseburger? You aint nothing but a phlegmatic motherfucker. . ." Example 2. Confronted with the 25 strong gang of violent murder hungry demons on a dark L.A. back alley, I said, "Pardon me for being so PHLEGMATIC, --But, which one of you frail --confused--bitches wants uncle butcher to skin and debone ya asses rright now?" I said in a phhlegmatic manner.

by Bobby Revell March 17, 2005