A person, usually a co-worker in your office, who consistently fouls up the bathroom to such a degree that he himself is embarrased to leave the stall until everyone has left in sheer terror. The only way you recognize the Phantom Crapper is by the smell of death emmitted from his stall, oh and by his shoes visible from under the stall door.
Ron: "Man, I made the mistake of taking a leak while the Phantom Crapper was in there. The stench was so overwhelming I had to cut it off midstream and evacuate."
Paul: "Any idea who it is? I will make sure not to use the restroom while he's in there."
Ron: "No idea, he never leaves the stall due to embarrassment. He's a Phantom Crapper."
Paul: "Any idea who it is? I will make sure not to use the restroom while he's in there."
Ron: "No idea, he never leaves the stall due to embarrassment. He's a Phantom Crapper."
by Freddie T March 17, 2008
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Phantom Forces is a competitive FPS Game on roblox, where you unlock guns, abuse your C-WASD-X-Z-RMB-LMB Buttons for fucks sake, also get hated for being good at the game
you usually play with kids that has the worst aim and 3/20 eyesight and blame you for using Wall hacks, ESP, and Aimbot
but there are the players that some people usually respect, those who are good at the game but isn't cocky as fuck
and of course, if youve played this game for over a month or a year, you're officially a sweaty try hard that blames good players for hacking, and probably you slam your keyboard to the wall several times when your C didn't respond with the system, and your keyboard is wet as fuck because of your sweat flowing like a river on your fingers, and last but not the least, you have bad eyesight
you usually play with kids that has the worst aim and 3/20 eyesight and blame you for using Wall hacks, ESP, and Aimbot
but there are the players that some people usually respect, those who are good at the game but isn't cocky as fuck
and of course, if youve played this game for over a month or a year, you're officially a sweaty try hard that blames good players for hacking, and probably you slam your keyboard to the wall several times when your C didn't respond with the system, and your keyboard is wet as fuck because of your sweat flowing like a river on your fingers, and last but not the least, you have bad eyesight
Guy 1: ayo man wanna play Phantom Forces?
Guy 2: sure but I don't wanna deal with toxic kids
Guy 1: too bad, you gotta
Guy 2: sure but I don't wanna deal with toxic kids
Guy 1: too bad, you gotta
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Also mentioned on the Comedy Central tv show, "Ugly Americans"
Also mentioned on the Comedy Central tv show, "Ugly Americans"
-Dude, have you ever done the Phantom Spank?
-What's that?
-Are you kidding?! It's only the best masturbation method ever created!
-What's that?
-Are you kidding?! It's only the best masturbation method ever created!
by That One Freakin' Awesome Guy April 25, 2010
Get the Phantom Spank mug.When you have worn your sunglasses on the top of your head for so long you think they are still there long after you have taken them off.
Person 1: *reaching on top of their head, looking confused*
Person 2: You're not wearing your sunglasses up there anymore dude.
Person 1: Another case of phantom sunglasses strikes again.
Person 2: You're not wearing your sunglasses up there anymore dude.
Person 1: Another case of phantom sunglasses strikes again.
by Angylic October 23, 2012
Get the phantom sunglasses mug.Phantom Text Syndrome, or PTS, is an acute neurological phenomenon characterized by thinking you have received a text from someone (i.e. by vibration or sound indicator) when actually nothing has occurred. Recently coined by world-renowned Psychologist Gustav Kuznetsova, PTS is now accepted by the American Psychological Association.
Guy 1: (Abruptly reaches into his pocket)
Guy 2: "Got a text, dude?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, let me just…"(Pulls phone out to see a blank screen) "Oh, wait.
Forget it. Guess I was wrong."
Guy 3: "Phantom Text Syndrome!!!"
Guy 2: "Yo, I think they got meds for that shit now."
Guy 2: "Got a text, dude?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, let me just…"(Pulls phone out to see a blank screen) "Oh, wait.
Forget it. Guess I was wrong."
Guy 3: "Phantom Text Syndrome!!!"
Guy 2: "Yo, I think they got meds for that shit now."
by Chargeitup09 March 8, 2009
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After Jason boned me this morning, I had phantom dick for the rest of the day! I swear I could still feel him inside me!
by The Phantom Penis December 7, 2010
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