a Petrie

A patriotic asshole who won't admit that his country is inferior to others. Usually a Petrie is someone who is tall, ripped and most of the time they like .

Guy: Can you hear that gay tall dude constantly talking about America?

Other Guy: He's definitely a Petrie

by Botty101 July 7, 2017

Petri Dish

When a guy is having symptoms of a potential STI and ejaculates in his least desirable woman in rotation. He waits until she gets a diagnosis before he gets himself treated.

Deshawn PETRI DISHED his girl Kameka and found out he had given her Chlamydia after she got herself tested.

by BlackIlluminati February 27, 2024

Petrie

a built different human being

My name is Petrie

by Harvardistyping January 19, 2022

Petri dish

Where Metacells are evolving

Typical Petri dish

by MADRiddle July 12, 2022

std-petri

Typically, a guy/girl who’s STD count has surpassed 8. Typically tweekers or Brooklyn Prostitutes, they are becoming evermore popular due to no shot of penicillin being strong enough to purify the genital-ripping cocktail stored within them.

That std-petri got me fucked all the way up. I have 3 different versions of Chlamydia and enough crabs to populate the pacific.

by tastygreens2 September 6, 2018

preston petrie

He is just an opp

That guy is an opp. His name must be Preston Petrie

by Fax Machine50 April 18, 2022

Petry Pizza

A pizza like food. Typically consists of a dough topped with used syringes, spooge, used condoms, tampons. All on top of a KY sauce, with melted cheese on top.

Dude, I'm going to order some pizza. What flavor should I get, Petry Pizza?

by cfoye130 December 11, 2007