A sexual three-way, containing two men and one girl. One man is laying on the ground, while the woman is sucking his dick. The woman is nearly vertical(depending on the height of the second man), and is being penetrated by the second man, who is holding her ankles and thrusting as if he were holding a jackhammer.
"Todd and I hooked up with Michelle last night, but we didn't want to double penetrate, so we did the Peruvian jackhammer."
by FuckingBattleAxe March 23, 2009
When a man of Peruvian roots performs oral sex on a female so aggressively that the girl is in so much pain that she orders him to stop. She then proceeds to limp to the bathroom to clean the blood from her vagina. When they awaken the next morning, the man looks at the female and says: "Thanks for the meal."
Jorge is the Peruvian nightmare.
by limburger November 4, 2011
A prided and very complicated sex position involving two males, a hermaphrodite, and one female. In this truly magical union, the hermaphrodite is required to be having anal sex with the female while another male is having vaginal sex with himher. The female and the other male are having oral sex with each other.
This truly unique and rare occurence got its name when two American explorers first landed in Peru. They had just embarked on an extremely long voyage and had not seen a woman in a long time. Unfortunately they landed in Peru in the middle of the night and could not see the prostitutes that greeted them very well, this caused a misunderstanding when a chihuahua with a birth defect wandered by. The dog was grabbed and added to
their foursome. When they woke up the next morining after the best sex of their lives, they realized what had happened, thus forming great stories to tell
their fellow americans.
This technique has not since been performed with a hermaphrodidic dog because to find one is much harder than to find a hermaphrididic human but if a dog is available it is encouraged to add them to the mix and make the position all the more exciting.
This truly unique and rare occurence got its name when two American explorers first landed in Peru. They had just embarked on an extremely long voyage and had not seen a woman in a long time. Unfortunately they landed in Peru in the middle of the night and could not see the prostitutes that greeted them very well, this caused a misunderstanding when a chihuahua with a birth defect wandered by. The dog was grabbed and added to
their foursome. When they woke up the next morining after the best sex of their lives, they realized what had happened, thus forming great stories to tell
their fellow americans.
This technique has not since been performed with a hermaphrodidic dog because to find one is much harder than to find a hermaphrididic human but if a dog is available it is encouraged to add them to the mix and make the position all the more exciting.
by Sir Alexander Wiley III September 25, 2009
"It's sad to see so much primo Peruvian go in snorted but it would be even worse to be somebody's permanent butt b***h" beast child
by Autistic monkey gyat129 October 1, 2023
Group made up of Peruvians who talk shit about everything and like to be involved in drama and bring shit to the table
by anonymoustea101 January 24, 2019
When someone sticks their dick into a llama. At the same time this person is receiving a rimjob from a girl and eating out a female guinea pig.
by bjfeelsgoodman May 16, 2016