perf

short for perfect.

“on my way over!”
“Okay perf”

by sophalicious May 24, 2022

Perf

Someone who acts like there so perfect and makes fun of people who the perf thinks is not perfect

User1: I’m so perfect and your not loser
User2: Shut Up Perf

by Idfkr June 07, 2020

Perf

The real way to pronounce Perth in Western Australia.

I went to Perf, WA to see the cute smiling Quokka's on Rottnest Island.

by Wolsey May 26, 2022

Perf

Shortened form of perfect. Over used by annoying middle and elementary school girls.

Girl: "OMG your instagram account is perf!"

by Mastaginge February 02, 2014

perf

The short form term for someone who partakes in bestioality

Hey isnt that perf?
Yeah hes a dog-fucker

by Descum March 30, 2022

perf like jurph

the most perfect person ever

"alec is perf like jurph"
"sweetcheek is so perf like jurph"

by shaybae March 02, 2023

Perf... like you

Basically anyone with the name Jeff, and especially those with the last name Carl, fall into this category. When you hear this phrase you can expect the person being referenced to have at least a 10 inch penis, and 16 pack abs. They will look at you once with their piercing blue eyes and you will immediately drop dead of a heart attack from an overflow of adrenaline. But it’s worth dying in this way because your body also will crystallize into diamonds so your family will be set for life.

Bro 1: Perf... like you
Bro 2: Thanks bro.
Bro 1: nah dude I wasn’t talking to you, I was just announcing the arrival of Jeff.
Bro 2: oh holy fuck. There he is. Wow. What a magnificent specimen.
Bro 1: yeah be sure not to look him directly in the eye, unless you’re trying to die.

Bro 2: well it’d be a worth death.

Bro 1: yeah you’re right. My fault. I’m an idiot and I will now catch his gaze.

by Dobe Johnt June 25, 2020