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Baby, can I penihilate you?
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Penicuik

Also known as Edgeville Tennessee, renowned for large metal scene. Birthplace and home of "Bob Fest," heavy metal music festival. Generally hated by all people who live there. Well known for alchoholism which spawned phrases such as "mangle-spangled" and "hooped" meaning to be paraletic from alchohol consumption. Home of the drinking club "penicuik booze hounds." also famed for many useless shops, such as numerous estate agents, funeral directors, dentists and optitions.
Them: you wanna go to penicuik? You: no, it's wank.
by iwantmoarf00d March 1, 2010
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Penile Rejection

When you see a girl, and its like "oh.. im not horny anymore"
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Peniles

When someone has a shiny scalp with no hair, and their head looks like the tip of a penis.
Look at Paul, he's one of the peniles.
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penile projectile

Ejaculation, urine, or anything that launches out of the penis.
Look out! My penile projectile is about to land in your coke!
by Jeff Thompson May 16, 2006
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Penile Sports

There are two main catergories in this sport meatwhacking and schlong swinging; these are two phallus related sports created during the wales trip by the two tom's.
Meatwhacking involves the art of getting a "semi" and beating it against your chest until a nice whacking sound is produced. Originated in a welsh bedroom, in wales obviously
Schlong swinging is the act of rotating the schlong in a vigorous swirl of the hips it originated in a welsh bathroom, again in wales obviously.
Penile Sports in daily life
<THUMP>
oh I hear Tom's meatwhacking again...

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"Toms been a long time in the shower"
"It's all that Schlong Swinging hes been up to!"
by The two tom's March 31, 2008
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Penile Vomit Chamber

Usually a Vagina but also refers to an Anus or Mouth.
An orifice in which a Penis is inserted followed by a repetitive push & pull motion till ejaculation occurs.

a.k.a.: PVC; P.V.C.
Rupert: "How was she?"

Adam: "OMFG she made Captain Winky sick!"

Rupert: "WTF?"

Adam: "Captain Winky threw up like six times in 1 hour."

Rupert: "Bet her Penile Vomit Chamber was filled!"
by DeadGirlsCantSayNo October 7, 2009
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