Mobile Peasant

A rather poor human that games on phone and only buys there £5 games.

Fucking mobile peasant pc is masterrace

by steam sales May 3, 2018

peasantvision

Television channels you get without a cable or satellite TV subscription.

I can't afford digital cable, but I still get some good shows with the rabbit ears on peasantvision.

by imav January 14, 2005

Peasantopia

An alliance of peasants forged to dominate any country with a large population of peasants willing to rise up against their government for the sake of inferiority. Their strategy for conquest is assaults on a series of random targets around the globe failing to take advantage of any strategic positions and never conquering any great amount of territory in a single area. Their deity is the butter atop all great mountains and preferred weapon is a plastic butter knife.

When Peasantopia mounts assault on laos the peasants pull together to hurl themselves upon the laotian armies until the massive piles of their decaying bodies cause their enemies to choke to death in a kill ratio of aproximately 1000 peasant lives to a single laotian.

by Sexy Beast002 July 19, 2010

Peijabo

A person who is stupid and cannot read or write.

Wow , you're such a peijabo!

Lucy is obviously a peijabo, she couldn't read the board.

by Mariahelainee January 5, 2017

Peasant of rap

The peasant of rap is someone who doesn’t write or even have a passion for rap. In other words, cardi b.

Cardi b is the peasant of rap

by Romanspet March 1, 2021

techno-peasant

Someone that doesn't have a clue about working with technology. They can't work myspace and send attachments on emails.
Could also be when you have a techno-peasant moment. This is when your mind strikes a blank working with your computer.

Karin: "Man just saw the coolest music video on youtube!"
Jei: "What is youtube?!?"
Karin: "Where have you been? Your such a techno-peasant!"

Matt :"Maybe you should add the video track when you export your timeline! Then you would have a picture!!!"
Jei :"Agh, man i'm such an idiot, i totally forgot!"
Matt :"haha, techno-peasant!"

by Jeninja-inja March 24, 2007

Vertical peasant

Somebody who holds their phone vertically while recording a video which should have been recorded horizontally.

That vertical peasant there is missing half the action.

by MrGoatsy November 24, 2019