peester

a word that you make it your own, tell it to someone when theyre pissin you off and watch theyre look on theyre faces they wont know what it is trust itll piss them off and youll win the end

stfu kim youre fatass is such a peester

by u already know December 11, 2007

peesock

Someone mentally ill

You this nibba a peesock.

by KinKiKat December 14, 2017

Smacking Pee Pees

v. A phrase made popular by Marine Staff Non Commissioned Officers meaning punishment is forthcoming for unsatisfactory behavior. Also known as having your dick slapped.

Fifth platoon is so jacked up that the only way to fix them is to bull rush them and begin smacking pee pees.

by Irondevil August 19, 2008

peesturbate

The act of peeing on one's self before or during masturbation.

(Also peesturbating, peesturbation, etc.)

Mmm, I had a hardcore peesturbating session last night!

I heard Dylan likes to peesturbate every few hours.

by Xapphire January 26, 2007

peestipated

When you have to pee, but can't. It's constipation of the front.

Lenny: "it don't sound like you're peeing"

John: "It's because I'm peestipated!"

by John Griffin May 28, 2004

peeshe

a slang word used to discreetly and respectfully speak of a woman's genitalia.

I have to go to the peeshe doctor today for the first time. I am NOT looking forward to this!

by HAWIV February 7, 2008

Peeshy

A peeshy is the cute version of the word peesh. See peesh for definiton. I just felt like writing peeshy.

R.J. has no peeshy; neither does Rachel. That's cool.

by Christiney September 24, 2007