Peef

A phenomenon that happens when a man has air enter his urethra and it exits as a bubble, emitting a sound of *POP*

"DUDE, did you see James peefed at the party"
"Yeah man it was gross"

by Ink smudger April 24, 2025

Peef

Legit farting through your dick

"Bro I just peefed on katies butt when we were cuddle fuckin"

by 1%penis January 10, 2018

Peef

A penis fart

like queef, but peef.

ex: "dude i keep peefing, should i go to a doctor?" "nah man, I peef all the time"

by sexycutegurl1046659 October 11, 2016

Peef

Flatulence from a penis.

Dude when I passed my kidney stone I totally peefed.

by DustinBHowe October 14, 2017

Peefed

Passed out from energy exertion. Worked too hard to the point where you’re out like a light

“Hey how are you feeling after work? Oh I’m feeling peefed”

by Aquafor February 2, 2021

peef theif

Noun. A person who steals peefs by giving blowjobs.
Otherwise known as a slut.

1. That peef theif gave me some great head last night.

2. your moms a peef theif.

by Brian F. & Mike C. February 12, 2008

Peef

A portmanteau of penis and boof. To understand the joys of the peef one must be familiar with the second most noble way to take a drug: the boof.

Once you have read up on the art of boofing, apply that knowledge to your penis. That my friend, is the peef.

My ass was too sore from boofing all that kratom last night so today I opted to peef it instead.

by Mistah White D July 4, 2019