fake pearls

Fake pearl are fake pearl necklaces worn by scene kids. They are really long, not like a choker or anything. They're long on purpose, so you can see it. Is usually worn over a brightly colored top or over their polka dot dresses.

Scene kids always wear fake pearls. They're really long, the pearls are usually huge, and they have this cheap look to them, trashy not elegant. Just look at the scene kids on Myspace, almost every scene kid will have a horrible pixelated shot of an underdeveloped highschool freshman in their underwear trying their best to make a seductive face wearing fake pearls.

by xxxcore April 24, 2006

Harvesting Ass Pearls

The retrieval of broken anal beads from the rectum.

Katherine's anal beads broke off inside of her last night. We spent at least an hour Harvesting Ass Pearls.

by loldongs34 September 20, 2009

Potato pearls

After you shave your ballsack and it's nice a silky smooth.

Ben: just shaved my nuts
Andrew: let's see thoes potato pearls!

by Nerdytits April 25, 2015

Twist pearls

In the act rolling a perfect blunt.

Hold up a sec... hand over that fire, im about to twist pearls.

by TooWeezyisCBreezy March 13, 2009

Over the Pearls, Under the Crown

A blowjob focusing solely on the underside shaft of the penis.

Refers to the simple instructions given to queens and princesses on how to hold their hands during waiving to a crowd.

Dave: Missy gave me the best blowjob last night.

Steve: Oh yeah?

Dave: Yeah. She kept me from cumming by going Over the Pearls, Under the Crown.

Steve: Cool.

by The Pretzelman January 5, 2010

Captain Red Beard's Pearls

You're nockin' one into a bird while she's on her rags, as you're approaching the vinegar strokes you pull out wiping your blood covered pecker against one of your hands. You then use this same hand to grab the chin of the slut while using your free hand to finish yourself off over her face. Then step back to admire the appearance of a 'Red Beard' and a face covered in 'Pearls'.

Classy!!!

Jan came over last night, she was on her rags but it's OK I gave her Captain Red Beard's Pearls!

by Big Poppa Xxxxxxxy March 31, 2009

girls before pearls

A statement of loyalty much along the lines of, "Chick before dicks," or "Bro's before hoes." Pearls used in reference to or related to the semen "pearl necklace."

"You really gonna go shopping with those bitches instead of hangin' with me?" Answer: "Yo! Girls before pearls!"

by Behind the 8-ball November 27, 2015