A typical non working piece of lazy crap person too lazy to work who lives off public assistance & the tax payers. People who receive Welfare checks & Food Stamps. Many people in Louisiana.
If all the Welfare Parasites in the U.S. worked, I would definitely have Social Security to look forward to when i retire.
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When someone lures you into a conversation, and you expect it to be quick, but said person doesn't stop talking. The typical "quick minute" conversation turns into non-stop talk-a-thon that makes the listener want to paint the office walls with their own brains. Typically some type of diversion is necessary for the listener to get away.
him/her: "hey, you got a second? I need to talk to you about something.. it'll be really quick."
me: "sure."
him/her: <-- talks and talks and talks and talks (doesn't shut up)
me: (inserts gun into mouth) *BOOM* *SPLAT*
friend: "OMG, Godzilla is coming out of the ocean, run!!!" (conversation ends).
Friend: "dude, you just got Parbsied!"
me: "sure."
him/her: <-- talks and talks and talks and talks (doesn't shut up)
me: (inserts gun into mouth) *BOOM* *SPLAT*
friend: "OMG, Godzilla is coming out of the ocean, run!!!" (conversation ends).
Friend: "dude, you just got Parbsied!"
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Get the Pardeep mug.A "friend" who really isn't a friend at all, but rather assumes that they are your friend and becomes very needy and dependent on you because you are their only "friend" they have.
Friend 1: You're driving Kayla to and from school for the rest of the year?
Friend 2: ....Yeah...
Friend 1: I thought you hated her!
Friend 2: She's a parasitic friend
Friend 2: ....Yeah...
Friend 1: I thought you hated her!
Friend 2: She's a parasitic friend
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