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I know what happens when she drinks patron- Joe Nicholas
by Hooey Vegetation Squash May 21, 2006
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What we drankin? That patron. Keep the bottle poppin all night long. What we somke? That kush. Predidential shit. George Bush
by G-Reg B. May 17, 2006
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Parront

The caretaker and owned of a parrot of any species. The parrots parent, per sé.
She was the proud parront of a very energetic fid
Parronts of all ages flock together to discuss their parrots.
He had three fids and considered himself a very responsible parront.
by LuckyDust July 15, 2011
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Patron Tequila

An expensive brand of tequila. Usually a status symbol if you are drinking it.;)
"Im on Patron Tequila." -- Paradiso Girls/Keri Hilson
by mariefrancois August 15, 2009
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The Patron Saint of Perverted Looking Balloon Animals

Watch out for this dude, his sick mind will turn this form of amusement into a perverse art form that would be considered offensive to most of the people who watch and many animals as well. He knows countless different animals shaped like a penis, and how to utilize them in conjunction with animals shaped like various other body parts including but not limited to: the vagina, the buttocks, the armpit, the breasts, and even an empty eye socket.
The clown I hired for my son's 14th birthday was a complete disaster since he turned out to be the patron saint of perverted looking balloon animals in mere disguise. My poor son was nearly traumatized. Having a mother embarrassing enough to hire a clown for his 14th birthday.
by The Patron Saint April 1, 2015
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papoon

The art of turning one's self into a blanket burrito
Dude, I'm gonna head home, papoon and play some video games
by Soccerst88 January 20, 2017
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patron

an expensive brand of tequila.
frequently mentioned in rnb songs.

"if you left your man at home,
get two shots of patron,
if you got your favourite thong on,
we gon party till the morning"

pitbull - freaky.

joung jock has a whole song about it.
"yer i was hittin up that patron all night"
by michael separovich March 10, 2008
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