on paper

solely by reputation or abstract report, theoretically
The idea may work on paper but will not be so simple in real life.
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in gangs, paper is another word for money or something to roll up smoke-able drugs in.
ay yo!!! wherz my muua fukin paper??
by gmg2011 July 29, 2008
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Heroin. It is called paper because of the stamp bag it comes in.
"You need some hard?"
"Nah, you got paper?"
"How much you need?"
"Lemme get 4"
"All right. Wait there and don't talk to nobody else."
by Pissbird December 26, 2006
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A term for someone who is reluctant to do as you tell them. The term can be used if the person is scared of doing something or if he has no excuse.
"Come on go talk to her, don't be such a paper."


"Come on let's go see that movie, don't be such a paper."
by dr.term February 02, 2009
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The product of the emulsiphication of tree pulp. Generally used for writing on by civilized peoples, but also for wiping ones buttocks and for printing money on. Additionally, the second worst strategy in the game Scissors-Paper-Rock.
Me: Dude, can a I borrow a sheet of paper?
You: I need it..
Me: Scissors-Paper-Rock?
You: Sure
* Scissors.. Paper.. Rock! *
You: Paper!
Me: Scissors!
Me: pwned! Everyone knows that u pick scissors!
You: meh
by brainwad June 07, 2005
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papered

Past tense of throwing rolls of toilet paper over a house, tree, yard, car, and other personal property/belongings. Typically conducted by one's team/squad/mates under cover of darkness such as 1 to 3 am.

True friends will sometimes drop by early the next morning to call your attention to the fact you've been papered, laugh about it, deny being the paperer and perhaps even help you pull it down out of the 386 foot oak tree in the front yard.

Is oddly perpetrated against true friends and universally loathed personages. Casual acquaintences are never papered.

Also: Wrapped, streaked (as in 'the roll streaked over the roof')
Between movies we cruised out and papered Dave's house, the best part was when it rained later.

We papered the Sheriff's house last night, that guy is such a tool.

We wrapped the shit outta Rachel's place last night. We even used their hose to wet it all down.
by Fieldgrunt November 29, 2006
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Cut my finger on that mf too many damn times
Me: cut my finger
Fren: how?
Me: mf paper
by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020
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