The pants are on the other pelvis 

Synonymous with "the shoe is on the other foot", "the tables have turned" etc.

"You've activated my TRAP CARD! I guess the pants are on the other pelvis now eh?"

The pants are on the other pelvis by Trundles May 19, 2010

my pants are on fire 

a very serious, often life threatening condition that occurs when a guy/girl is so horny they'll fuck anything in sight.

call the fire department! i haven't had sex for over a month, and my pants are on fire!

my pants are on fire by tokyo rose February 24, 2007

put on pants

To make oneself ready to go out. Originates in a skit by commedian Jim Gaffigan.

"Hey Joe, are you ready to go eat?"
"I've got to put on pants, but then I'll be right over."

put on pants by Shane The Great June 9, 2005

Cum Stain On The Pants Of Society 

It's a insult used on a person who is a pain or useless. The insult reffers to when a male ejaculates on his pants and a stain is left where the semen (or in slang cum fell. Hence the use of "cum") . It's acronym form is CSOTPOS. Used by many teenagers and is not understood by most teaches so it is higly useful.

Jim: DAVE DAVE DAVE!
Dave: Shut up you cum stain on the pants of society

Cum Stain On The Pants Of Society by AZZA25 July 1, 2010

Put glue on my pants 

Attempting to fool or manipulate someone.

You can't put glue on my pants. I know there's no such thing as military bases in Antarctica.

Put glue on my pants by moose90 April 13, 2021

give-up-on-life pants 

What Jake the dog calls sweat pants

Replace those give-up-on-life pants with take-over-the-world pants & do something BIG!

give-up-on-life pants by Johnny sons October 7, 2023

get-on-the-floor-take-off-your-pants hot 

Someone who is so physically attractive that you would literally have sex with them on the floor....or in a closet....or basically anywhere else.

A:"OMG, have you seen jack's brother? He's so cute!!"
B:"Cute like little kid cute or cute like hot..."
A:"More like get-on-the-floor-take-off-your-pants hot"
B:"Damn."

get-on-the-floor-take-off-your-pants hot by cheyenne hunter April 2, 2008