Paddle Steamer

The "paddle steamer" is similar to a "motorboating" where one blows raspberries into the bosoms of a fine lady. The difference being is that the paddle steamer is a long slow raspberry and is usually performed by a sad person.

"Hey Pedro is crying uncontrollably, I think he would benefit from a Paddle Steamer on Camilla. If that Paddle Steamer doesn't cheer him up i don't know what will."

by Turn3racing November 21, 2019

paddle prairie

A Place where you get drunk and smoke.
rez kids dirt biking and quading.
kids saying “Les” all the time

it’s very boring but it has its moments.

person 1: eee let’s go to paddle prairie
person: nah let’s go to fort bro

by Xdlolcello September 11, 2019

Paddle Boater

A two footed driver who constantly presses left, then right just like someone powering a paddle boat.

"Honk!!"

"Friggin' Paddle Boater, get out of the way!"

by AllieShandy March 13, 2009

cactus paddles

The prickly lips of a pussy, which is in need of a shave.

Dang Amy's got some ripe cactus paddles.

by Justro January 6, 2011

erection paddle

When the man spanks the woman's ass with his penis.

Somedude:"I erection paddled my girlfriend last night!"
Someotherdude:"No way man, thats awesome!"

by Crazasta October 11, 2007

dutch paddle

Similar to a dutch rudder but the for the female counterpart. When another person moves the arm for a woman while she Paddles the pink canoe. A form of masterbation with friends.

Jas gave Angie a dutch paddle last night.

by John Swan November 25, 2006

Canoe Paddling

Male version of a motorboat but it's when a man's penis is fondled.

-"Dude, during dinner she kept grabbing my croch under the table and playing with it."
-"Bro, so she was canoe paddling you!"
-"Yeah"

by Paw Lee March 15, 2012