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Originalism

A form of judicial self-insert fanfic in which the author of a legal opinion imagines the founders of the nations fawning over them, panties a-drip to agree with their ideas. "Oh Antonin, you're not like all the other justices, you really get me; of course corporations are people! Hamilton was just telling me as much just the other day; how clever and handsome you are!"
Citing the doctrine of Originalism, the court disregarded the "well-regulated militia" clause of the 2nd Amendment.
by Tigerhorse October 12, 2020
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ORIGIN

"Oh right I get it now" used to let someone know that you understand something they're telling you.
mate, so why are we in a credit crunch?

Because a lot of stupid bankers invested money in sub-primes who would never be able to pay back money they were loaned.

origin

so then they lost a lot of...

I said I get it

yeah well they lost a lot of money and so had to borro...

YEAH I GET IT!! THANK YOU

Yeah well there you go

FUCK ME, THANKS I DIDN'T CARE THAT MUCH! SRSLY
by cod5andchips December 5, 2009
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Origins

A zombies map on call of duty black ops 2 and 3 where a giant ass robot steps on you trying to get the staffs
Man I really wish I could play origins
by A bored kid June 20, 2017
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origin

Name of a rare promotional CD by Evanessence.
On eBay, Origin sells for about $200.
by ZaiMatarese August 22, 2003
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original homie

like an OG but a crazy loyal friend. an OH
See that guy? He's a straight up original homie

What like a true friend?

Yeah, he's fire. An O.H.
by OriginalHomie May 19, 2019
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Original Recipe

When you get killed or die in a game Dashie will lean into the mic and say “ORIGINAL RECIPE” And it is funny as shit
Dashie just died in Super Mario Maker 2. He got “Original Recipe
by Wtf is wrong with Chloe August 14, 2019
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Original biscuit

The first female to have ever eaten the biscuit after a bukkake or a game of Soggy Biscuit.
That girl is the coolest girl in the world, she must be the Original Biscuit.
by O.B.1. November 16, 2011
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