An oppressed white guy is someone who thinks that words like 'cracker' are as bad as 'nigger,' and likes to pretend that when he uses the word nigger, he's not doing anything wrong because black people use it. Oppressed white guys also think that Feminism is a threat to their masculinity.
They don't realize that white men have not been disempowered by society at large, and pretend that they're under attack.
They don't realize that white men have not been disempowered by society at large, and pretend that they're under attack.
"So what if by using the word 'nigger' black people are reclaiming the term? I'm being oppressed because I can't use it!"
"I don't realize that freedom of speech is simply a legal distinction, so I should be allowed to say Nigger without anyone getting mad!"
"Boo-hoo, I'm a white male. It's so hard to be a white male."
"It will be a great day when a white man can finally be elected president in this country."
The appropriate response to any of the above examples is "You're right, oppressed white guy. Let me get my violin."
"I don't realize that freedom of speech is simply a legal distinction, so I should be allowed to say Nigger without anyone getting mad!"
"Boo-hoo, I'm a white male. It's so hard to be a white male."
"It will be a great day when a white man can finally be elected president in this country."
The appropriate response to any of the above examples is "You're right, oppressed white guy. Let me get my violin."
by Michael Gagne August 4, 2007
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The act is rooted in shame and self loathing.
The act is rooted in shame and self loathing.
I cant believe my night ended with a peppermint oppression. Who gives a rim job to someone before doing that?
Marcus Bachmann gave me a peppermint oppression.
Marcus Bachmann gave me a peppermint oppression.
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This is an Oppressionist. Synonymous with Oppressor.
This is an Oppressionist. Synonymous with Oppressor.
by AbuMubarak October 23, 2009
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by Uwillneverknow2 June 4, 2019
Get the Oppressturbate mug.Not to be used on anyone genuinely struggling with serious issues; A White girl that milks/exploits being part of an oppressed community (such as being LGBTQ+, having a mental health problem, having a non-White partner, or being "not like other girls") to unjustly scapegoat themselves out of situations, mooch off of other people's kindness or generosity, manipulate others, or cause unnecessary problems with people to make themselves look like a victim.
Person A: "Hey did you hear about Jessica? Erica took advantage of her and Tom took her out for ice cream when he heard."
Person B: "Oh really? That's horrible! Did you know that she has an anxiety disorder?"
Person A: "That makes so much sense then, Jessica is such a bad person."
Person C: "You guys know that Erica has proof that she wasn't even with Jessica at that time and that Tom only felt sorry because she begged him to pay for her?"
Person B: "Oh she has Oppressed White Girl Syndrome then."
Person B: "Oh really? That's horrible! Did you know that she has an anxiety disorder?"
Person A: "That makes so much sense then, Jessica is such a bad person."
Person C: "You guys know that Erica has proof that she wasn't even with Jessica at that time and that Tom only felt sorry because she begged him to pay for her?"
Person B: "Oh she has Oppressed White Girl Syndrome then."
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A: Dude, looks like capitalism is going to go bust, and in the meanwhile, tons of seemingly normal people are hating on immigrants because of their faiths or home country. The elites are richer than they were before, and many of them are pandering bigotry wholesale.
B: They should call it the Great Oppression. The fear is blinding their reason again.
B: They should call it the Great Oppression. The fear is blinding their reason again.
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