Slab

Someone who’s so fucking thick, dumb and just an all round retard

Tweet stop being such a slab

by Bloodybrilliantchap December 31, 2018

Slab

Sloppy ass bitch

A girl at the club already throwing up when just getting there

A bitch talking a lot of shit but ugly tho

A girl wearing a tight ass dress but belly looking like she just had a baby

A chick that think she look good but don't

Damn she a slab like shit already throwing up tho.

by candyj April 15, 2014

slab

A man's penis.

"Man, you know she want the slab."

by P-Jac December 16, 2008

slab

a wave that comes in from normal depth and breaks on a shallow reef or sandbar or whatever; the dramatic change in depth causes the wave to warp and heave into a psycho monster that'll give you the barrel of your life.....if you make it...
a slab

man what a sick slab!

check out that slabby left!

I just got shacked on that warping slab!!

by steVenn February 9, 2008

slab

A vehicle thats fully tricked out.

man look at the screens in the slab.

by lil\' Tril/ TeXaS Finest Productions/ 4 Sho Wit July 28, 2003

Slab

A case (24beers) of 16oz beer cans you buy at a beer store

What are you going to buy at the bait shop?
I'm gonna get a slab bro!

by steve's cheese November 12, 2009

Slab

Noun

A term of endearment used by certain north New Jerseyites where the counties Morris, Somerset, and Union meet. Used to suggest a friend is massively lazy and unproductive, yet still a homie.

Also: Slabby (Adj.), Slabbyness (N.), Slabification (N.), Slabbify (Verb)

"What up, Slab?"

"That kid is such a slab its unreal, although he is getting his meat game daily at the gym down by rt. 22"

"You are the slabbiest slab I have ever had the pleasure to do nothing with."

by Yahee Brosef February 11, 2014