the cloak of invisibility

Where one hides their true nature and personality in order to portray another more seemingly advantageous persona.
Usually adorned for personal gain, or more deeply, from fear.
Merrill had so many inner demons that he decided it was best to wear the cloak of invisibility and keep them to himself.
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by Merrill & Kierkegaard October 01, 2013
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Frodo's Cloak

A Flea ridden scratchy blanket most commonly found in Irish hotels.
Person 1: 'OMG guys have you seen "Frodo's Cloak", it's making my skin crawl'

person 2: 'Give it to Dracula it's his favourite thermal'
by Hollys Hens April 08, 2012
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Bum Cloak

An unflattering cloak that is not sexy in anyway.
by Klauski Bunn May 18, 2011
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cloak closet

What old farts call a coat closet
I'll be happy to hang your jacket in the cloak closet.
by oeMiD January 05, 2014
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Cloak Time

Sexual foreplay using a Star Wars Jedi cloak. Reserved for only the most devout fans (ie dorks), the male should wear the cloak and only refer to his penis as his "lightsaber." It is prefered that the woman wear a golden biniki and her hair in buns obviously, but this is not required. At some point during the transition from foreplay to intercourse, the female should tell the male, "May the force be with you." For those who are really kinky, ewoks may be involved.
"Babe-beeee, I'm horny"
"Really? You wanna get out of here for some Cloak time?"
by StanLovesStarWars September 21, 2007
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red cloak

From the movie 300, is a definition used on very drool-worthy men, the speaker would love to see parading in a red cloak, with just a leather speedo.
"There's a red cloak on that table."

"That guy's worthy of a red cloak."
by Selenia February 20, 2008
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