optoreal

A more efficient way of calling someone an optimistic realist. One becomes "optoreal" when he or she understands what will most likely occur, but nevertheless haphazardly hopes for the best possible outcome.

"I have conjunctivitis. I don't think I'll go to school tomorrow to make sure no one else catches it, even though I think it will be gone by tonight."
"Oh, I didn't know you were optoreal!!"

by Ash Money July 28, 2008

Omori

stairs so funny mari die

Let your kids play omori

Sunny: stairs stair STAIR FALL DOWN STAIRS

Mari: *falls down stairs*

Sunny: oh. god oh no i killed my sister

Omori is a game about stairs and is perfectly good for kids!

btw basil wont turn into a watermelon i swear

by Basil from omori September 5, 2022

omgorzles

codeword designed to express love between "FedUpFrueman" and "Spevin18T" without the greater puublic knowing, but there's a leak

"omgorzles!!!!" (which means either "Spevin is so hawt!" or "Frueman is so HAWT!", depending on who says it)

(everyone else uses it for the first definition)

by Ugly Pete April 22, 2005

Octoroon

Human being of 1/8 african-american origin.

Damn yo skin be mad light? How you blaque?

I'm an octoroon.

by Bobby Gibson November 6, 2003

Kyoya Ootori

glasses character (Not my words) Who (Unpopular opinion) BELONGS WITH TAMAKI AND I DEFINITLY DIDNT CRY OVER THEM NOT GETTING TOGETHER IN THE ENDING AND THEN STRESS DRINK CAPRISUNS UNTIL I CRIED MYSELF TO SLEEP WHICH ACTUALLY HASNT HAPPENED YET SINCE IM STILL AWAKE WRITING THIS AND DRINKING A CAPRISUN

Kyoya Ootori belongs with Tamaki Suoh

by TamakiXKyoyafortherestofmylife August 10, 2020

Optorectoneuralectomy

The removal of the fictitious nerve that goes from the back of your eye to your butthole that gives you a shitty outlook on life. a non-elective procedure.

Bob is being a jerk and is always whining about something. He needs an Optorectoneuralectomy .

by NorthCalScooter July 24, 2009

Omorashi

The best sexual fetis of all time. Involves people wetting themselves for pleasure. Also a Japanese word meaning "to wet oneself".

Omorashi is my favorite fetish

by Teh Uber Pwnz0r June 14, 2009