Old Man and The Sea

A novel by Ernest Hemingway about an elderly man with perverted tendancies. He brings a young boy fishing with him every day, hoping to lure him in and make him his slave.

"Have you read the Old man and the sea?"
"No, what is it?"
"Ever seen Mr. Herbert in Family Guy?"
"yeah."
"It's about a man just like Mr. Herbert, but he takes a kid fishing every day."

by GunnyTurd August 7, 2012

old man fetish

A person especially a girl who has a strong affection toward men that age about 60+

Girlfriend: All of my ex and current boyfriends are older than me 50 years
Boyfriend: Yo dog, you have a serious old man fetish.

by old man fetish November 18, 2015

old man drunk

the act of coming home after a long day at work and getting wasted but holding your alcohol for the sake of the kids

after a hard day on the job, John kicked off his timberlands, unbutton his flannel, opened the bottled of Jack Daniel's and got old man drunk while watching the game. He then proceeded to have his children sit on his lap and teach them lessons on life.

by hotlunch96 February 25, 2010

old man beer

The beer that you've been drinking since you started drinking so even if there is better stuff you still drink that beer because it's what you're used to.

"I know Bud is terrible but I drink it anyways, it's my old man beer."

by Arbitrary December 29, 2013

old-man-ish

of or pertaining to senior citizens.

"Daniel, you're looking rather old-man-ish today..."

"Yeah, I know. It's probably stress, but I don't really know."

by Fabah November 23, 2009

old man tyree

A very vulgar old man with very outspoken views about sex, pork rinds, his book, and vaginas.

"I was just watching the video of old man tyree where he tells the girl he wants to pour his hot cock coffee into her little cunt mug."

by flash-aah December 6, 2009

old man jenkins

a craftey ol man who is allways getting in to trouble every time he thinks he has it made bang! hes cought by the meddling kids and there dog.

someone allways trying to get away with somthing ex.; look bobbys pulling a old man jenkins on his folks again.

by karl f gorham October 7, 2003