old man drunk

the act of coming home after a long day at work and getting wasted but holding your alcohol for the sake of the kids

after a hard day on the job, John kicked off his timberlands, unbutton his flannel, opened the bottled of Jack Daniel's and got old man drunk while watching the game. He then proceeded to have his children sit on his lap and teach them lessons on life.

by hotlunch96 February 25, 2010

old-man-ish

of or pertaining to senior citizens.

"Daniel, you're looking rather old-man-ish today..."

"Yeah, I know. It's probably stress, but I don't really know."

by Fabah November 23, 2009

old man beer

The beer that you've been drinking since you started drinking so even if there is better stuff you still drink that beer because it's what you're used to.

"I know Bud is terrible but I drink it anyways, it's my old man beer."

by Arbitrary December 29, 2013

old man tyree

A very vulgar old man with very outspoken views about sex, pork rinds, his book, and vaginas.

"I was just watching the video of old man tyree where he tells the girl he wants to pour his hot cock coffee into her little cunt mug."

by flash-aah December 6, 2009

old man jenkins

a craftey ol man who is allways getting in to trouble every time he thinks he has it made bang! hes cought by the meddling kids and there dog.

someone allways trying to get away with somthing ex.; look bobbys pulling a old man jenkins on his folks again.

by karl f gorham October 7, 2003

Old Man New Balance

Any 990 and up variation of New Balance running shoes, esp. the 992 or 993 models.

Man that dude was rockin' some Old Man New Balance shoes.

by AstuteLegalScholar August 30, 2014

old man smell

An old withering aroma associated with old men. It consists of farts that don't smell freshly rotten, funk that smells vintage 1969, dust, moth balls and urine. Often found in the homes and clothes.

Since old people tend to lack nutriance in their olden age, their smell seems to have a faded odor to it.

by Mr. Dwayne July 20, 2005