Off the shits

When you recently recover from rocket thrusting diarrhea, barely having your asshole intact (almost needing rectal replacement therapy), acting like it wasn't that big of a deal in the first place.. Very common to incorrectly use this phrase to describe a mild drinking session but exaggerating it like was the most you've drank in your life.
Romero: You trying to go out tn?
Dominic: Hell yes! I was off the shits last night.. Let's do it again. I'll be oFf tHe sHiTs AgAiN
by ViolinistMikeHunt September 05, 2023
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Jack Shit Off

They love to jack shit off to make their project look better!
by Felix1999 September 02, 2022
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Fall off in your shit

When you fall off in somebody shit you beat the fuck out of them or hit them or fight them normally use towards women who don’t know how to keep their hands to themselves
Keep putting your hands on me and I’m a fall off in your shit

See if I fall off in your shit now I’m wrong
by Of_77n22nd February 12, 2025
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Bite my shit off

A line used to tell someone to fuck off by creating the visual image of a person using their mouth to cut a shit off as it leaves the sphincter.
"Does that broken leg hurt?"
"Bite my shit off!"
by captaintumeke June 01, 2022
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