Jerk Off a Furry Day

On May 2nd you have to jerk off a furry.

I'm going to jerk off a furry on Jerk Off a Furry Day

by ijustateacheeseslice May 1, 2022

Jerk off a horse day

May 25th, run into an open field and give a horse a hand job, part of a religion called, "Cable", take off school, work, or whatever and jerk off a horse, or jerk it 5 times, either way.

John: yo why didn't you come into work the other day?
Marcus: oh it was national jerk off a horse day! It's part of my religion

by Cable-priest May 13, 2019

Mr. Rodgers' Day Off

The act of sneaking into your neighbor's house while they are not home and taking a shit in the most humorous place one can conceive.

Bob: Hey Mike, I just saw your neighbor leave. You should go over there and have a Mr. Rodgers' Day Off.

Mike: Hell yeah! I think I'll go for the fridge this time!

by Neighborhoodlum November 22, 2010

Day off to J off

When one takes the entire day off of their job or regular school day, to devote the time to constant jacking-off (masturbation).

Eric took the day off to j off because the night before, he saw some hot rule 34 of mudkip and swim meet on Anon.

by Eric Bloom October 27, 2007

Day Off To J Off

When a person take their entire academic or work day to "jack-off".

I took the day off to J off cause he saw some hot Mudkip "rule 34" on "4chan".

by Eric Bloom November 12, 2007

take the rest of the day off

To abandon all other events in one's day in order to masturbate for hours.

(abbreviation for: Take The rest of the day off to J-off)

"Dom likes to take the rest of the day off."

Dialogue: "Where's Jimbo?"
"Oh, He's taking the rest of the day off."

by Anonymous..... October 28, 2005

Flip off a cop day

January 21st. The day in which people are encouraged to flip a cop the bird or in other words give them the finger.

When is flip off a cop day?

by deep blue 2012 December 9, 2009