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Odin's Pubes

noun - An exclamation of astoundment or revolting consternation at something deemed ghastly or disgustingly shocking or very undesired.
may pertain to the likeliness to, or appearance of particular crotch hair from a Norse god (Odin).
"Odin's Pubes! That whore had a massive boner!"

Bro 1 - "Dude... I just saw Two Girls One Cup playing on my dad's laptop..."
Bro 2 - "That's more gnarly than Oden's Pubes, bro."

"Oden's Pubes! I have to give a presentation about gonorrhea in the workplace to my boss by Wednesday."

"Oden's Pubes! This soup taste's like watered-down skeet."
by Noob Philosopher February 24, 2013
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odwine

The sweetest girl you'll ever meet but can also be a storm. No She's not Hispanic white or Asian, she's Black made out of pure gold and honey. she has a loving, caring, soul, shy at first but hilarious afterwards...
You: how do you pronounce your name?odd-wine?
Me: no Odwine, odd-win
by Odd-win October 6, 2016
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bro-ordinate

The verb to bro-ordinate is bro-terminology for planning a homosocial or "bro" event or gathering of any size. This would include texting, calling, or facebooking a number of "bros," inviting them somewhere to play gamecube, drink light beer, and watch sketch comedy clips on youtube.
-Yo, bro, could you call Bill and bro-ordinate for the hockey game? Then we could go listen to the new Jack Johnson cd up in my room.

-dude, don't let George bro-ordinate for the gamecube party. he's totally lame and nobody likes him.

-do you have any plans tonight? not yet, but I'm about to bro-ordinate some with my bro Bilderberg on the phone.
by familyguyfan6969 May 7, 2009
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Deploy ordinance

Sheen-inspired euphemism for a prodigious bowel movement. Created to replace "morning glory" which is also used to describe a male's morning erection - a source of considerable confusion.
Coworker: Hold that thought - I just finished my coffee and it's time to deploy my ordinance.

Roommate: You may want to use the restroom before me, I'm about to deploy some ordinance on some soft targets.

Dump-dialed friend: I can't believe I'm on the phone with you as you deploy ordinance.

Medical student: Gross, that patient just deployed ordinance while I was trying to collect a history.
by Abnormal Facies March 26, 2011
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No Oding October

So basically, this is a month where you cant date on video games for a month. This is a big case on roblox so its good to see this is a month i made lol. Here is an example of online dating.

TallDude52: Hey little marshmallow wanna date? Your pixel is stunning.
LittleGirl10: Sure i would love to! You look so cute.
TallDude52: I am 52 is that alright with you? After all, age is just a number.
LittleGirl10: Sure i am fine with that, your probably adorable.
Yo CatCopious have you heard its No Oding October?
OMG REALLY!!!? FINALLY I DONT NEED TO FLING PIXELS IN GAMES ANYMORE YESS.
by RobloxianCatcher October 3, 2020
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Odin

The epitome of peak male performance. The god given athleticism, the unnatural mathematical ability, the fucking iconic, sexy, looks. He has it all. Odin’s mere existence creates a sense of reality that you will never be the best at anything, only second. His pure dominance in every single thing he does in unmatchable by any mortal, let alone scrawny math kid. Odin is swarmed with coochie and is extremely popular amongst all the milfs. Overall, Odin is a once in a lifetime type of special, and all precautions should be taken to understand you will never be able to match Odin’s swag.
Weeb: OMG who is that overwhelmingly attractive guy over there with the super cool bowl cut.
Wise Weeb: That’s Odin, he pretty much has it all. Don’t worry, everyone’s jealous.
by Not-Odin November 6, 2018
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Oddish

Most obviously the coolest of pokemon as it has leaves growing out of its head. It is a round bulbous pokemon that doesnt really have a life. Is much cooler than Bellsprout as he utterly sucked ass and with that kind of name you just sound like a sex object. Can also be used if you are going to say 'aaahhh' like when it is almost a goal in football.
When someone nearly scores you can say Aaaahh-Orrrr-Dish! To make it sound like you said a common pokemon (on pokemon Red) which, During the day, it keeps its face buried in the ground. At night, it wanders around sowing its seeds. Oddish is just one of several combined Grass-and-Poison-type Pokémon. It likes first to Poison or Stun its opponents before it drains their energy with its Absorb attack.
by Robsta27 May 12, 2006
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