Self-Nutted

Self-Nutted;

*Related to the virtual act of T-Bagging an opponent or adversary on the internet, typically in online gaming or forums.

In an attempt for a gay Brazilian to virtually T-bag (aka Nut or Nutted) and exert an undeniable disgrace, humiliation or dominance of knowledge, wisdom, experience, skill or insight over a person, group of people or situation as to make them/it akin to ones bitch, the gay Brazilian's attempt is completely inaccurate, unwarranted or incomplete whereby the act of "Nutting" is reversed upon themselves leading to an even greater effect than intended for their original target.

In the act of chastising someones spelling or grammar in a forum post...

Post: "You fucking ilitarate, you don't even know how to spel!"

Reply: "OMFG, you just Self-Nutted..."

by Money$Shot November 12, 2010

fluffer nutter

A sandwich that is made with marshmellow cream and peanut butter.

I never ate another P.B.& J. from the moment I first tried a fluffer nutter. They're the best tasting sandwiches around!

by glyph November 14, 2002

nutte

basically German for whore.
But also a very nice term for a hot biaaatch waiting to get one up the hershey highway

Ey alter, hast du die geile Nutte da gesehen? Der werd ich gleich den braunen Salon ausschlecken!

by Btrain February 23, 2004

swamp nutted

Dipping one's balls into someones belly button which is filled with fresh warm cum. After the dip the dripping balls are slapped onto the other persons forehead.

Sally: Ryan swamp nutted me last night my belly button is still stuck shut and my head hurts.

by Pcook1e December 25, 2016

nuttin

Slang for "Nothing".

"So listen up 'cause ya can't say nuttin"

by Socko August 10, 2004

Nuttin' Nuh Go So

1) A Jamaican patois of: "Nothing goes the way you say it goes."

2) A phrase used to say, "Stop talking B.S."

3) A famous song by Reggae artist Notch. Uses the now famous "Buy Out" Riddim, as its background beat.

From yuh neva lie wid annada man inna bed…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin' Nuh Go So)
And yuh neva sex a gal when she unda code red…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)
And yuh neva build yuh shoulda muscle wid yuh third leg…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)
No gal neva kiss yuh mouth aft’ she done give yuh head…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)

Well inna bed whe man and woman shoulda hug and caress
So fyah bun de people whe deh wid the same sex
No matter how yuh horny and no matter how yuh des’
No gal nuh fee use yuh cackie as no “b/cotex”
Much less fi have yuh tun fi check yuh hand fi get a pix
Dem only shoulda bupup when yuh afi tek a pis
An you no wan no gal fi come an kiss yuh pun yuh lips
Afta she tongue dida deh below your hips

No yuh neva sell your friend fi save yuhself from di feds…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)
And wha yuh buss nah full a rat it full a coppa and lead…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)
No boy neva mek ya skirf whe you rest yuh head…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)
And dem neva force yuh fi join no gang and pledge…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)

Well from yuh neva inform, mek no price pun yuh head,
Yuh friend dem nah vex wid yuh and want yuh ded
Yuh nah waste out yuh chance fi paint di town red,
Cause when yuh buss it up, a fi mek Babylon fled
Yuh have yuh owna mind and you nah quick fi follow Fred,
Fi go wear a color kerchief and tie up yuh head
Yuh guard fi yuh yard cause a deh so you wid dead
And dem cyan’ run yuh from whe yuh born and bred

You a born ganja man and yuh a no coke head…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)
Yuh never buy a bag a sercy and take a long spread…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)
And yuh nuh smoke weed fi joke, a fi get all yuh med…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)
And uh respect rasta livety yuh nah dis no dread
Tell dem salasie I know!

Well from yuh neva put no cocaine inna yuh cigarette,
Before, you woulda prefer smoke 10 pound ‘o ses
And when yuh tek a baga weed yuh naffi second guess
Whether if a bush tea or ganja leaf or something less
You smoke it fi a purpose and u smoke it through yuh breast
Fi penetrate and meditate and leviate the stress
remedy fi year and it no have no contest
mi wouldn’t mek yuh transgress or disrespect

Yuh punanny hole nuh bigger than a basin keg…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)
And yuh nuh shape crooky like the alphabet letter “zed”…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)
Dem nuh call yuh no pigeon, nor no chicken head…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)
And dee man yuh deh wit him nah beat yuh like egg…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)

Yuh no stay like some gal whe run dem own red
Yuh naffi fo no taebo nor join jenny craig
Di pikni at yuh yard yuh keep dem well fed
Yuh neva go ova Dorothy and beg piece a bread
Yuh man buy yuh close and you nuh give di man head
And you no have no white turnippy no boyfriend
And you no nyam no fowl pill fi fat like a hen
Cause yuh inna beauty no man cyan condemn

You a born ganja man and yuh a no coke head…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)
Yuh never buy a bag a sercy and take a long spread…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)
And yuh nuh smoke weed fi joke, a fi get all yuh med…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)
And uh respect rasta livety yuh nah dis no dread
Tell dem salasie I know!

From yuh neva lie wid annada man inna bed…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)
And yuh neva sex a gal when she unda code red…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)
And yuh neva build yuh shoulda muscle wid yuh third leg…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)
No gal neva kiss yuh mouth aft’ she done give yuh head…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)

No yuh neva sell your friend fi save yuhself from di feds…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)
And wha yuh buss nah full a rat it full a coppa and lead…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)
No boy neva mek ya skirf whe you rest yuh head…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)
And dem neva force yuh fi join no gang and pledge…
(Tell dem mi seh Nuttin no go so)

by Mehrdad1 October 21, 2008

nutters

Retro 70's men's short shorts that invariably expose a testicle or two at the most inopportune time. Made popular back in the 70's and 80's by Tom Selleck's character Magnum, PI

Baloo now has a matching pair of nutters to go with his other tight shirt.

by TastyMcJuicy March 28, 2009