nutcracker 

A female politician commonly known for busting balls and staying with unfaithful husbands.

Hillary Clinton is a nutcracker.

nutcracker by aubreydwoodsshannon March 22, 2008

nutcracker 

:referring to a moment in soccer, generally in FIFA, where one is succumbed to a rifting tackle, steal, or anything else that creates or involves courageous acts of a rift.

The term was created by Shawn Etemadi.

*Downing of Liverpool steals the ball from Smalling and slots in a screamer* "Damn, now that's a nutcracker."

nutcracker by Dermo Clause September 23, 2012

Nutcracker syndrome 

When one's nuts are cracked so hard that they explode.

p1- what happened to Johnny?
p2- He got Nutcracker syndrome. :D

Nutcracker syndrome by IrkenAmara May 28, 2011

nutcrackers 

A negative exclamation. Can replace "nuts!" or "fuck!".

Also, an exclamation used when one is injured in the groin area.

John: Did you remember to send in the forms like I told you a dozen times?
Steve: Nutcrackers! I didn't!

John: Man, that guy got hit in the balls pretty bad by that football.
Steve: Nutcrackers! That's gotta hurt!

nutcrackers by Lamborrari July 17, 2006

Irish nutcracker 

When a man or woman kicks another man in the testicles three times to represent a shamrock.

He just received an Irish nutcracker!

Irish nutcracker by Mr. Robotron March 29, 2019

French Nutcracker 

When you grab someones balls who is sleeping or maybe stoned or blitzed out of there skull.

Dude im gonna so french nutcracker you when you fall asleep!

French Nutcracker by Pimp Daddy January 8, 2005

Nutcracker 

A male with abnormally juicy thighs. They are so big, that his testes are in danger of cracking in between them as he walks.

" Hey Bill, Mr. Darcy is a real nutcracker." " Yea those are some big ass thighs."

Nutcracker by Juicalicious April 23, 2010