numpty

someone who spends two hours every day, looking at their bum in the mirror. Especially of Scottish origin.

Jason off Big Brother

by Vanessa Nimmo September 21, 2004

numpty

eejit

Neil Tennant is a numpty.

by tkdark November 09, 2003

numpty

A person who just doesn't really fit into the conversation, some bizzare comment is made totally irrelevant to the subject

"You cheesy numpty"

by Tango January 22, 2004

Numpty

Australian army slang for;

Idiot.

Dumbshit

Fuckwit

Incompetent

"That fucking numpty couldn't lace his own boots right."

"Did you see that numpty trip his own claymore? Fuckin' blew his legs off!"

by ApeShapeDeity October 19, 2013

numpty

beccy weccy

"beccy weccy is a numpty"

by beccyweccywoo May 15, 2016

numptied

Something that doesn't work even it is impossible to work incorrect.

It's not working! Is it numptied?

by Hrvoje May 20, 2004

Numpty

Noun: Numpty
Adjective: Numptious
Adverb: Numptiously
Verb: to Numpt........
Noun phrase: "the height of numptiousness!"

Definition: Some-one who spends their time declining avant-garde vernacular into imaginary grammatical components.......

Yeah that means....... errr me!

by Stu Pid February 09, 2004