Russo-Nomics

professional wrestling storylines written by writer vince russo that don't make sense or insult your intelligence. currently can be seen in tna.

this week’s lesson in russo-nomics: a 4-corners pole match, for weapons you can’t use until another match in 2-weeks, and there is no winner of this match.

by Zeromus EG November 5, 2006

nudicrous

The essential state of mind required to achieve a nudie party, this is when someone gets so drunk he just has to do the nude. Nudies by definition are alway nudicrous.

Jason: "Damn, we were drunk last night. I can't remember anything after the keg stands."
Justin: "Yeah,first Chad had to do the nude, next thing everybody was fuckin nudicrous!"

by Nudie Dude August 25, 2006

Nudicle

Rubber, Salene, or Cottage Cheese testicular model placed in the scrotum instead of testicle.

I kicked him in the nuts, but it didnt hurt, because they were nudicles, so i had to bitch slap that ho.

by TBone781 November 21, 2010

Numinous

The St. Charles North girls volleyball team, pretty badass. Indicating or suggesting the presence of a god, divine... inspiring awe, basically almost pulling off the greatest stunt in history and having a shitload of fun getting caught.

The Numinous Nine are pretty much kick ass. I would do them all.

by Ashley F. March 26, 2007

numbchucker

Being silly or stupid; making stupid choices.

John decided to break up with his hottie girlfriend Ashley because she's left-handed. What a numbchucker!

by Jenn L. October 15, 2007

nubic

National Unbiased Booty Inspector Corporation

Whenever a girl questions you when you want a booty pic just let her know you’re authorized to do so since you’re a NUBIC agent.

For example...
Bethany: “My roommate said my booty’s above average but I’m not sure.”
Jimmy: “Well how about you get a second opinion? After all I am part of NUBIC.”

by DopeD*ckDeala October 4, 2018

U.S.nomics

The way the United States handles Economics. Horribly. Basically, its like a condom. It gives you a sense of protection when your actually getting SCREWED.

Guy 1: Dude Obama is gonna get us out of this economic crisis, right?

Guy 2: Yeah, as long as he follows U.S.nomics

by Thecon96 March 19, 2009