Amuse Douche

Someone who suffers from a touch of douchebaggery. The douchiness tends to come out mostly when they are in refined situations and they cannot resist the urge to show everyone how sophisticated they are. Like an amuse bouche in the culinary world.

Dale was such an amuse douche when we went to dinner with my parents. He even snapped his fingers at the waitress when he needed another orange for his Blue Moon.

by vanern August 3, 2021

Amusement-itis

Amusement-itis is when you can’t seem to make someone laugh, even though you used to all the time.

Example
“I just said a joke” “yeah but it wasn’t funny” “ but I used to make you laugh all the time... oh no I’ve got AMUSEMENT-ITIS”.

by Haha you don’t know who I am May 14, 2020

amuse-a-bation

The act of self amusing yourself.

Lindsay had an amuse-a-bation session while driving to work. People think that she is crazy.

by shepsta May 30, 2018

Amusement park buddy

Somebody you go to the amusement park with.

Guy 1-You gonna take your amusement park buddy to the amusement park?
Guy 2- My amusement park buddy has already been on all the rides there 10 times. Amtrak doesn't offer the number of rides she's already been on, it's not just a rumor, its true. I'm not the only amusement park buddy of hers.
Guy 2-Boo, you're not the only one who's got to get rid of her.
Guy 1-She's got one less amusement park buddy, even if she's got all the amusement park buddys she needs already.

by Solid Mantis December 4, 2019

Play With His Amusement Park

A person is generally a male who masturbates or obsesses about masturbation

I saw an older guy with a corvette in a handicap spot without a tag waiting for his son to go get his viagra prescription, so he can play with his amusement park.

by jondich September 3, 2021

amuser

Normally means actor or actress

Weinstein: she is just an amuser.

by JyuSyun November 15, 2017

Amusement park

A place people at one time had enough common sense to take a bag with their stuuf in without anybody ending up dead, though as with everything, there are always people that want to change that.

There are people that want everything in life to reverse course until it's going the direction they want it to, even if that direction is through a tunnel with a train coming in the opposite direction, and they're claiming that everyone will soon see the light at the end of it that they see (of course they will). An amusement park is a place people would take a bag for sunscreen, cameras, and various other items they would have on them for a day.

by The Original Agahnim September 17, 2021