A headlock where a taller person utilises their height to press another person’s head into their chest, often used as a demeaning joke
by Eclipsiful August 13, 2023
Get the nordic headlockmug. The shadow of a nord.
by Nordic Shadow February 24, 2017
Get the nordic shadowmug. by Moe, The Valiant March 2, 2021
Get the Nordic Unionmug. by Knuckle’s October 2, 2022
Get the nordic ticklermug. When you are hoping a wild night, and you prepare the bed with a plastic cover and a wet cloth on the nightstand. You then bring a guy back home and tease him with sex. During sex, you grab the a wet cloth, and at the point when he is about to come, you stick the cloth up in his ass hole. With a quick motion, you pull the cloth back out. Making him shit himself. Now you can enjoy your bed full of shit.
"You know that handsome guy from the bar last night?"
"Yeah, I totally did the Nordic cloth with him"
"Way to go girl. You`re a fucking ledgend !"
"Yeah, I totally did the Nordic cloth with him"
"Way to go girl. You`re a fucking ledgend !"
by Sigg the penetrator April 5, 2018
Get the The nordic clothmug. the term "nordic aliens" is a hilarious slang term for white people. it originates from the type of extraterrestrial commonly known as "nordic aliens" due to their humanoid shape, blonde hair, and blue eyes.
use case one:
A: wow who's that guy in the white house
B: he's a nordic alien
A: i heard he had a weird looking penis
B: all nordic aliens do
use case two:
A: the nordic aliens are really fucking up the neighborhood with their sting music and selzer
B: fucking nords at it again
A: wow who's that guy in the white house
B: he's a nordic alien
A: i heard he had a weird looking penis
B: all nordic aliens do
use case two:
A: the nordic aliens are really fucking up the neighborhood with their sting music and selzer
B: fucking nords at it again
by skullymundo January 31, 2025
Get the nordic alienmug. by The angry wfe December 15, 2017
Get the Nordicmug.