nice

What a girl uses to either deny, let down, or reject a guy without telling him that he simply can't bench enough to please her. Usually said by a girl that is shallow, but doesn't want to admit it. Nice is used to emotionally screw a guy. In a sense, a girl emotionally laying pwnage on a guy.
Can be replaced with sweet, kind, smart, or anything not involving rippling muscles and a -2.0 GPA.

Also used when someone does something really stupid or so extreme it is beyond normal comment.

"Dude I just totally killed our dog."
"Nice..."

"Dude I just totally got laid with the Olsen twins"
"Nice..."

"Dude I just got my MP3 player stuck in my ass."
"Nice..."

"Sally, I really like you. Maybe we can go out sometime?"
"Your a nice guy and all... its just (insert bullshit here)."
"Well, maybe when (the bullshit) is over?"
"Sure. I'll call you then. Don't call me. Ever."

by euphopiab June 22, 2006

Nice

Being high; under the influence of Marijuana.

Nigga, I'm so nice right now!

by iAmGanj January 15, 2009

Nice

Someone who is pleasant to be around and considers other peoples feelings. Not to be confused with a Kiss Up or Suck Up, A Kiss Up is someone who is overly nice to people only to get what they want.

Nice Person: Hey Stacy I love your shirt today, Are you still coming over on Friday?

Suck Up: Hey Trina, you are so pretty, cool, funny, smart and talented. I love all your clothes. So what are you getting me for my birthday?

by randomchick67 September 4, 2010

nice

When someone does something very stupid.

Guy 1: Hey did u see last nights game?
Guy 2: Yeah it was sweet!
Guy 1: Yea especially when we.. ~trips~
Guy 2: Nice..

by IyceD July 4, 2005

Nice

An interjection that can be used to describe virtually any emotion. Though once limited to only things thought to be "nice", has since been heard used to describe almost any emotion.

"How's the report coming?"
"Not too well, I'm not even halfway done."
"Nice."

by Chris Frazier November 16, 2003

nice

if im not killing you, then im being nice

Adolf Hitler killed people, he was mean. i don't kill people, im nice.

person 1: "mom shes not playing nice, she keeps hitting me!"
person 2:"are you dead?"
person 1:"no"
person 2:"then shes still playing nice"

by Z.I.M.T January 1, 2012

nice

To get intoxicated. The feeling once intoxicated.

"I'm going to get a bit nice"

"I am so f*cking nice"

by nomam August 9, 2007