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National Finger fuck day

December 1.

National finger fvvvck day!
The day where you finger Fvvvck yourself or your partner!

Example:
Javier: Hey! Do you what tomorrow is?
Maddie: No?
Javier: Its National finger fuck day!
by ImDownBad August 26, 2022
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national pussy fuck day

Today is commonly known as national pussy fuck day (or the day to get lucky)

Grab a girl and fuck her in the pussy on APRIL 17TH!!!
Tom: hey dude wanna chill?
Jerry: nah today is national pussy fuck day! The day you should get out, find a girl and celebrate
by Obf.charles May 25, 2018
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National Fuck Keiko Day

A day to celebrate about the day when Keiko was spammed by an anonymous on secreto. Keiko deserves it, as Keiko has said slurs she cannot reclaim, cheats on her boyfriend (which is a double sin, knowing she's MUSLIM) and many other stuff. Fuck Keiko day!
"Yo dude! Did you know that today is National Fuck Keiko Day?"
"Oh my god really?! I've been waiting for this day!"
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national fuck off day

April 18th can be known as national fuck off day because everyone is dumb asf on this day
by Pussyeater101201 May 28, 2018
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national titty fuck day

Is January 14. This is a day where people world wide are titty fucking
dude we gotta get together on Jan. 14

i cant im hanging with my girl

dude thats stupid

nahh its not, it national titty fuck day
by MegTaylor December 11, 2007
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National Dog Fucking Day

it’s the annual day of dog fucking. usually done at family bbqs as a family event or can be done in solitary.
AYE JIM YOU REDNECK SUMBITCH YOU DONE THE DOG FUCKING YET? WAIT ON ME IM PUTTING MY CLOTHES ON. national dog fucking day.
by BigAssBootyHoe April 12, 2019
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National fuck boys day

the day where we give no attention to fuck boys and let them get blue balls
yo it’s national fuck boys day it’s time to jack off cuz we’re not getting any today
by snoopyisgoat November 1, 2019
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