Beans on my Dorrito Bag

When a man lathers his nutsac in Dorrito cheese, and has a woman shit on it. He then forces the woman to give him a blowjob,and suck on his left nut.

"The woman did Beans on my Dorrito Bag to her friend"

by Bob74685 November 6, 2012

I Stuck A Whole Bag Of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

Pretty self explanatory, I mean what do you want from me?!

Beans

Take on me. Take me onnnnnn

I stuck a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by Nibbahhhhh1 July 2, 2019

I shoved a tin of heinz beans up my bumhole

When you shove a tin of Heinz beans up your ass for fun or pleasure.

Hey man, I shoved a tin of Heinz beans up my bumhole yesterday!
No way man that's crazy!

by Ikickcats September 27, 2022

Spill the Beans in my pants suit

Slang Term for Crapping your pants

"Oh my god you guysh, that shcary movie jusht made me Spill the Beans in my pants suit"

by Dana J April 21, 2006

Beans in my jeans

When something mildly annoys you

We ran out of toilet paper and now I have beans in my jeans.
Stop singing that song Jeff, it really puts beans in my jeans.

by Eggroll Bandit July 13, 2018

I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by imabroomstick September 24, 2025