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Mutant turtle teenagers

Youngins that act like there 80! They generally play chess, where plain clothing, eat bland foods such as soup and hate the young generation. These outcasts of society are usually of an age of 10-19 to be considered "Mutant turtle teenagers".
Craig (A teenager) "Hey guys wanna play some frisbeeee?"

Mr.Peterson (One of the Mutant turtle teenagers) "Oh when this game of chess is over, and let me fetch my extra plain grey sweater"

Leonardo (One of the teenage mutant ninja turtles) "Cowabunga!"
by Chugmeister of Sicily June 22, 2010
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Mutant Toe

Simply a 6th toe on an idividuals right or left foot
'Whats that?'
'Thats my mutant toe buddy'
'...it absolutly reeks pal, its kicking out a right pong!'
by Gorillamonsoon 12345 May 8, 2009
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Mutant fuck

A person who is such a total fuckwit that they have ascended to a whole new level of species - ie mutated
John - I was talking to my mate Mark last night and he had this small problem with his computer
Steve - what was it
John - He couldn’t turn it on, he’s such a mutant fuck!
by Just2020 May 14, 2020
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Mutant booger

A huge booger from deep inside nasal cavity
Al: Wow that was a relief.
Brenda: What was ?
Al: That mutant booger I just sneezed out. It looked like a broccoli floret.

Brenda: Ew.

Al: It stuck to the vanity top and would hardly budge so I am going to get it dry out and scrape it off in the morning with a putty knife.
by cut the cards February 4, 2026
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Double-headed Mutant Eagle

Russkies are far too lazy and indifferent to take care of their environment and prevent its pollution, although a polluted and toxic environment can cause genetic disorders.
Previous generations were well aware of these character traits and therefore proactively chose the double-headed mutant eagle as their coat of arms.

In some individuals, the environmental pollution might cause paranoid psychopathy with delusions of grandeur and overvalued ideas, that kind of person lives in a parallel world, completely out of touch with reality such as Vladolf Putler.
by O. W. Tongueincheek May 11, 2023
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Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

the best show to ever exist ❤️💜💙🧡
me: have you heard of rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles?
intellectual: yeah it’s the best show to ever exist
by JoeMama02 May 19, 2020
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teenage mutant ninja turtles

Was a really cool show before those damn Power Rangers came and fucked everything up with their sissy Zords.
by AYB March 22, 2003
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