Muskrat

What you call the most attractive person in your group of friends. Usually is perfect in every way and everyone is jealous.

"See that girl over there who is so beautiful and smart and perfect?"
"Yeah, she is a definitely a muskrat, dude!"
"AGREED!"

by klasjdhladksjhfaldk December 14, 2013

munrat

one who resembles that of a rat. a cheeseeating fucking rodent whoz sole ambition in life is to make her it classes lives living hells. she likes assignments, homework, eating cheese, wagg the fatty fatty gorden donut eating lard arse. she posses a warddrobe filled only with ourdatted floral items.

favourtie pastime: programming is pascal and uploading it to her website made with html.

dude that bitch is such a munrat.

fuck stop sucking up to wagg, your such a munrat.

MUUUUUUUUNNNNNNRRRRRRAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT: you dont have to use html tonight. havent u herd of frontpage. u dumb stupid bitch. u suck.

by bashsilent.tk January 22, 2004

Muskratted out

The state of being incredibly high on Marijuana. Eyes are squinted, hair is fucked up, and all you can say is 'uhhhh'

Dude, I was so muskratted out that I was surprised when the cop didn't stop me.

by BigRed August 30, 2012

Muskrat Hangover

When a guy puts a Davy Crockett hat on a chick, hangs her over the side of the bed and proceeds to engage in intercourse.

"This chick totally begged me to do the muskrat hangover with her tonight"

by ayecarumba September 8, 2011

Muskrat

A form of torture, varying from forceful sexual activities, to beating the victim mercilessly with eggplant shaped objects, or making them watch pornography of their grandparents/parents. After a muskrat takes place it usuall takes 2 weeks to recover if you survive. YOU DON'T WANT A MUSKRAT!!

Dude did you hear? Riley was given a horrible muskrat, and they found him in the bathroom traumatized, and shaking while whispering "didn't want to go first"

by Muskratman March 30, 2015

mungrat

A mungrat is one with little intelligence.

The mungrat should have tried harder at school.

by RedBarn January 15, 2017

muskrat summer

A dirty girl summer. Barefoot, long tail fuck around kind of summer

Damn mellony it's been one hell of a muskrat summer.

by Muskrat Bob May 26, 2024